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Agreed.

I tore my banjo string having sex the night I got engaged for the first time. I still finished the job. And then I cried with pain. She thought I was crying because I was so happy.

Bite someone once, get a 7 game ban. Do it twice, get a 10 game ban. Do it three times, get a 9 game ban. Wait, what?

Excellent, another great-looking car that would cost a billionty pounds if it ever gets built, which it never will. /pessimism

Good.

I disagree. I'd rather lose honestly than win via cheating.

9 match ban, and barred from football for the next four months. Suarez, you're a lucky man.

Oh god don't start that again...!

I forgot possibly the best one was when I was in the swimming pool underwater and decided to try and open my eyes for the first time: To my surprise, it was all fine! No stinging, no nothing, just felt normal. In fact, so normal I then started to breathe normally whilst underwater... Yeah, don't do that kids.

Yeah, I hate black cars

Now if only we could get a good race to go with it.

That's a bit harsh, Doc's not fat.

Depends on the amount of bhp lost. 1 bhp lost - Naff all. 10 bhp lost - A bit. 100 bhp lost - A lot.

All number plates look crap, no way around that. Just stick with a legal one and be done with it, far better places on the car to spend your hard earned

S'okay, positive racism is fine.

Never cut fresh pasta sheets on a slightly rough work surface with a slightly blunt knife. Not blunt enough to prevent it cutting the tip of my finger off, I might add. Never run after your cycling mate when aged 11, and take a short cut over wet grass. One somersault later, and my teeth left a nice imprint in the concrete pathway. Never try and get a pound coin on the roof of your mouth by putting on your tongue, then doing a handstand. It'll go straight to the back of your mouth and you'll nearly choke and die. Another one from my youth, that. Never tell a woman that yes, her bum does indeed look big in that dress.

And yet some people still feel the need to defend their car to their dying breath. I've not seen too much hate for the 350 or 370 on other forums though, apart from the obvious too heavy/crap interior/thirsty engine comments. Those that think the Zed (in any form) is the greatest car ever make me laugh. Those that think it's a great car despite the faults get my respect and admiration.

That's exactly right, it'll massively improve both by reducing unsprung weight.

Except when people are wrong.

Or you could do the brakes, the tyres and some driver training and actually go faster.

Remove weight. It's free.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lentil? No-one ever paid £50 to have a lentil on their face.

Not sure, I would hope so though. If it doesn't, then FIFA clearly has no teeth.

24 games OR a two year ban.

Suarez should get a year ban from all forms of football. This is his third IDENTICAL offence so clearly he's not learning, and I'm not sure what else will make him stop and think. I'd also like to see Liverpool sack him, but the money involved is too big.