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S'okay, that's ehy I don't play online either Well, except for Christmas morning where I had a snowball fight with a complete stranger.

Okay.

They're not gullwing doors...

Yeah, no-one likes the Welsh.

Ooh, the e-hybrid! What's it like to drive? Every time I've had the chance to drive one of these, the other option has been the V8 so clearly I've had to pick that one! Don't worry Neil, I love them too, even if they are a bit ugly.

FH2 F&F is gash. Starts off great, then they drop you in this crappy jeep thing racing a helicopter in the pitch black with no lights of which to speak and no way to see the track layout. Pointlessly frustrating, so I stopped playing and went back to GTAV. Which I've been playing for, like, 18 months now or something. Just for the PC Master Race

Insta-ban, and man card handed in pronto.

Looks okay. I'd take one over a 991TT, but only if it has proper ARBs not those hydraulic things.

That's surprising, I'd have thought it would be heavier than that. With you in as well?

WOT WAT WHAT POT WAS AMAZING MAN

Hopefully to WEC with Button! Webber, Alonso and Button in a 919... *spunks in pants*

Roger Moor!

Suspended until contract expiry.

I'd be amazed if Alonso didn't have a performance clause in his contract. If Bosrerg doesn't win the title this year, then you'd rather have Alonso there if you were Merc?

I make a note of telling dealers every time not to wash my cars, although I do let them Hoover the inside out.

They're about £500 for a set now I think someone found the other day, so add on another £100 for delivery, fitting and balancing and you'll have change to spare.

True masters can remove and replace the soft top from the driver's seat

"For Sale, the ugliest Zed in the world! This car gets more attention than my Porsche or M3, people are always turning their heads just to see the 'Local Monstrosity' cruising around on some ugly-ass wheels! It's got a numberplate that says ACE, which really stands for A Car, EvenmoreuglythanaRodius! Also comes with Lambo doors so that everyone knows just what a prat you are! First to see will buy! To set on fire, probably!"

Nice!

Yup, now Seb has won a race he can bugger off back and let Lewis walk it now thankyouverymuch. Kimi is far more irritating though. I hope he never wins a GP again.

Of the butler.

For the staff.

That's just the East wing, obvs.

Because he's sensible and takes his job more seriously, and doesn't pander to this newly introduced nonsense?

I'm overtyred tonight, silly typo. SEE WHAT I DID THERE O HO HO