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I think if they did, the world would explode. Or even better/worse, put them both on treadmills and see if they would take off...

*tyres

Low mileage cars are a good idea if you're never going to drive them. If you have any intention of putting anything close to average miles on them, then you lose your 'investment' straight away and it was pointless paying the premium.

Come the last election CMD was pretty down to earth I thought, but he definitely seems to have gone the wrong way just to appear the complete opposite to Wallace. To look at it in another light, imagine if Milliband was PM and there was a genuine crisis with us vs Russia: Putin would kick him all over the place. He has absolutely zero presence when putting him up on the world's stage.

Fair enough point. Like I said, I can't explain it myself tbh, maybe it's just because any incidents are so incredibly rare and completely out of my hands that it's not something I remotely worry about. Maybe enjoy was the wrong word, but has this stopped you from ever flying again? Or considering it, at least?

That's a shame if true mate, no-one should stop doing something they enjoy just because of one lone nutcase. Are you never going to fly again then? Security at airports is all for the media, trust me when I say it's an utter sham and makes no difference if someone is dead keen on doing some harm.

Ignore whether you're getting a better car or not, or whether a low mileage car is better than yours. Look at it like this: IT'S AN 11 YEAR OLD 350Z FOR NINE THOUSAND POUNDS On no sensible planet is that a good deal in the first place. Alarm bells should be ringing big time at that alone.

I've played MS FlightSim. I could land a big ol' Airbus, easy. Oddly, despite the fact I work in aviation (of sorts), all this stuff about planes crashing and getting lost and all that doesn't bother me one jot. Couldn't tell you why.

Given how incredibly crap the 040s are, I'd be chucking that pair on eBay and moving to MPSS all round.

Yeah, definitely open it. What's the worst that could happen?

Not impossible there's another slug of air floating around, certainly another good bleed won't hurt.

"Geoff, that TG thing. Quite a bit about it in the papers." "Yeah Ted, I noticed. We should probably investigate." "Okay, well I'll do a quick drive past of Dunsfold over me lunch break if you start filling the paperwork in now Geoff. Deal?" "Sounds good to me Ted, we'll be home by 3pm and case closed!"

Is it hot hot air or just warm air you get? Aircon on make any difference?

Seriously?! That's ridiculous. I mean, it's a great tagline for the airline, but if I was capable of flying a plane I'd wonder where I'd gone wrong in life to be serving drinks in council class.

Ah come on, we've all had dreams of successfully landing a plane after the pilot has been taken ill, I say this is a great opportunity for stewardesses to make that a reality!

That's the spirit!

Pretty much why domestic abuse is so rare to obtain a successful prosecution for, sadly.

They can in theory, but that makes it so easy for the defence that in practice they seldom ever bother.

It does I believe, yes. RTFM if in doubt

Again, there is no complainant here so practically impossible to prosecute.

Unfortunately, I missed it. I can completely understand why people don't like Call me Dave though. He comes across as so completely out of touch, and bimbles along like he doesn't have a clue. He has a hard time trying to make himself sound even vaguely normal, and just how you're supposed to relate to that as a regular person I've no idea. And yet, he's still a billion times more likeable than that snivelling wretch Milliband.

If you're sat bang on 50 with your needle, then that's more like 45 in reality or nearer 40 when you take into account the fact the car behind always ends up doing a slightly slower speed fir some bizarre reason. That can be immensely irritating, although it doesn't excuse tailgating at all.

Makes no difference, if you haven't done the mileage then you haven't done the mileage. A quick photo proves that easy enough, which I'm sure you took. To be fair, if you didn't get a mileage limit that was sensible for you then that's not their fault: This is exactly why I always go well over the top, as I'd rather spend a bit of money unnecessarily than have a car I couldn't drive sat on the drive. I don't mean that to sound as harsh as I know it does, sorry matey I've never read an APR in my life, I just figure out if I can pay for it or not

Richard Porter has broken silence on Twitter, via Sniff Petrol. Pulls no punches, makes it perfectly clear that he holds Clarkson 100% responsible and has left his post as script editor. Quit, fired, made redundant, he's not said yet.

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