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True, but only the once as she said you can't satisfy her like I do #herecomesthewrong

I don't think practicing on your mum counts as a streak dude

Like a bra-ninja

Night blue or Midnight blue? I know we had this conversation before and can't remember, swear it looks midnight because of the purple in the light

That sounds remarkably restrained, and I don't mean that in a bad way. We need a 350Z-UK V8 club sticker!

Given it's laying on my bedroom floor, I have little choice.

What colour is that again Hugh me old old fruit?

Would you like a personal PM every time something is done behind the scenes?

Is there?! Cos that would be sooooo much easier

http://www.laparoscopicsurgeon.org.uk/mobile/index.html This is the guy I'll be using for the op, gonna see him tomorrow and there's a private centre in town too, part of the group who I've used before which is good.

I get the feeling that if I'd been involved in a car accident and lost a leg, they'd be amazing. For anything non life and death, they're a shower. My 91 year old nan is waiting for test results from a month ago to see if she's dying or not. Over a month!

I'll shove it up her fanny if she doesn't start smiling again lol

Sadly not quite that hot. It's all relative, in the world of the blind the one eyed man is king and all that.

Yup, wouldn't be without it and if I'd been ill on thurs not Friday I'd be in a proper hospital now. Just bad timing. Just been given an auto morphine machine, life is significantly improving. Took until the consultant came round to to get it though. Oh, and I think I've f*cked the pretty nurse off. She's got the right hump with me now for some reason. Wait, maybe she's a 350 owner and on here...!

Def going private on Monday 😊 Posh rooms, better pain relief, people who pay attention to you...

Depends on the price of the house. If I wanted something £1m plus I wouldn't scour websites either, I'd expect the agents to know the properties and get me something I wanted. For everything else under that though, yeah you'd really want to be on the big websites.

NHS is truly dreadful. At least now when I'm out of here next week I can pick and choose when I get get the bladder removal done. And apparently my RHS kidney has two sections to it! Not that uncommon apparently, but I'd never heard of it.

Miss mine Looks good mate, what are they coating it with?

In fairness I've still got a set of orange tape that I got from the GB here last year, but I've yet to put them on yet.

Just been for a scan, only taken 26 hours to arrange, turns out it's a definite stuck gallstone and the bladder will more than likely have to come out. Will have to wait to see the doctor to confirm though. Fancy a laugh? I asked fit nurse how often I can have morphine, she started counting on her fingers and just walked off!

I used to own VXR220 no.20

I have no idea any more, doctors are speaking over me when I'm dozing rather than to me. Think fit nurse is going to do something with my double cannula, and they're not doing another scan now just waiting for better results of the other one (!). Such a waste of time, the NHS is a crock of sh*t. The poor guy across from me, the dying one, got brought some porridge then it wasn't until 20 mins later a nurse actually came back to feed it to him Loud phone guy next to me is in agony and no-one does anything for him.

Coffee -> keyboard :lol:

Just don't tell the wife, the only reason she's letting me stay is because she thinks they're all ugly here...

Also, Colchester General is/was in special measures because they were killing everyone Actually, the foreign nurse dispensing drugs to people this morning could do with some English lessons, the old guys in here cannot understand a word she is saying and even I struggled. I mean, she has a nice bum so I forgave her, but even so.