Sarnie

My boss is a ****. Hang on, I am my boss

My wife works shifts as a Police Officer. Nights and weekends all sorts, for zero extra pay. If her shifts fall at the weekend then it's just tough.

I don't get it. Why are you looking for other careers??? I'd be looking for hobbies, not jobs. Or go to uni and do a vocational degree like law.

How can you fit 42 hours work into 48 hours?

What are you all talking about???

The problem with these schemes is that the pure maths means that there is no reason why it shouldn't work. If EVERY person introduces another x amount of people then there is no problem. However, for these schemes to work you need a constant stream of millions of people and the maths says that the number of the people in the world will be reached way before everyone gets paid out.

Nice

Buying a house? I wonder who does mortgages.............................

Thats not that surprising considering your car is a year younger, more desirable colour and has half the miles of this car...........

We know. We've seen your tattoo.

So why is an M3 not a 3M?

I thought a woman wanted to buy a Big Brake Kit

Great car but awful rear end....

£15k starting price

I currently look like Daley Thompson

Wow, did you come out of the woodwork just for me??? Cheers guys!!

My eyes. My poor eyes.

Take the chav sticker off imo........

Yep, do you deliver??

Harsh is subjective. What is objective is that the tyres will need replacing with the correct sized tyres. Not so much of a bargain then. Thats all. The fact that they offend my retina's is by the by

Other garages are available...........