i live in suffolk, but was born in the west country and all my uni mates think i've slept with my mother, as apparently suffolks and west country folks are all in-bred.
i told them i lived in essex for the majority of my childhood, so now they think i'm stupid and an easy lay
i'm half australian as well, so they also think i'm some kind of beer swilling criminal
sterotypes are a biatch, and you won't find me making them.
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so you lot all back down the mines on monday, oh and have any of you lot discovered that electric-mc-trickery stuff, i hear it makes candles go on and off at the flick of a switch.