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thanks guys for the food update. just got a new tastey iv. oh and some injections in the stomach. and im now wearing a nice fetching pair of anti dvt stockings

I'm nil by mouth haven't eaten in 36 hours just had some more injections. Would love a kfc :-(

Ah crap forgot about the farm and the boat

All come together really well, glad you like the decals.

Got admitted at 3.30 with suspected apendicitis, was suffering the night before, but my colleages at work made me go home and see the doctor. Got seen last night and this morning was told I need a scan. Been waiting all day, just found out it won't be till tomorrow. Am on a drip and haven't eaten in 36 hours. Pains not so bad but I'm so bored. Have finished Reading the whole evo mag. Thankfully Lucy has just brought my phone, so I now have Internet acess. Glad I can now get some entertainment on here

Just been Reading evo's car of he year article, the Clio 200 cup was in the top 5 and held it's own against far more expensive metal. Worth a read if you can get hold of the article very interesting.

Not heard anything bad about them, apart from being fwd. Look nice. One of them comes standard with a rear diffuser.

normally go for around £450 for a set.

only know of one person who mapped their own car with a PC while driving it about. he did a good job, but its not something i'd do myself. if you don't know what your doing you could do some serious damage, or not make full use of the setup. if you got the ecu remapped your probably looking at between £60-£100 an hour tuning wise ontop of the cost of the emanage. i would think you'd need at least 3 hours to set it up properly. compared to £350 for a remap of your current ECU including an hours tune up time. its a no brainer for me. unless your planning on going on an FI route you won't need a piggyback or standalone.

in that video the 370 suddenly looked so much better don't know if it was the colour or the poor quality video, but it looked quite mean

loving the super charger setup

maybe know the site is ready for the chat room again, their are obviously enough people to make use of it. maybe better contained in there?

if i don't know the answer i tend to say so, or point people in the right direction. i reply to threads when i'm online, and when it comes to posting technical info on a car forum i'm by no means an amatuer been on at least 4 before this one. and like to think the majority of the time i have helped people

its difficult to read people on here, and emoticons only give so much away. i suppose its very easy to misinturpret what is supposed to be a joke. i'm more pi**ed at my internet tonight as my router is playing silly beggars.

my view is a tad tarnished i confiscate laser pens all the time, and the kids always shine them in peoples faces. am sure in the hands of a responsible adult they fine. personally if i had one i'd just burn stuff with it, shows how responsible i am

apology accepted. i'm not massivly offended, or trying to pull the wholier than thou ticket, i've just felt picked on a bit recently and sometimes for no reason, like i'm seen as an easy target. If i was down the pub i'd probably just thump you or make a comment about sleeping with your mum. but for some reason on a forum i don't always find it easy to express myself clearly or come across eactly the same as i do in real life (i think its because i have to type it and i struggle and over think what i'm writing sometimes). i worked building sites and am used to banter but for me wives were always a no go area. (mums for some reason were always fair game ) i've posted comments about people but this wasn't even an active topic, it died weeks ago, it felt like a diliberate personal attack, if their is a problem it might be worth us both discussing this by PM. as for my assumptions on your posting, it was more to do with the range of threads you'd posted recently and nothing to do with what had been discussed in private. no point in lingering on this might as well just move on from this. mark we'll have to go for a drink sometime

is it really that hard to apologies mark! you caused offense, the person you offended has told you so. stop playing devils advocate and do the right thing. **** me i thought i casued offense with the nissan scroats comment so apologies with out the need for a promt. as far as i can see at the moment you couldn't give a monkies about peoples opinions, your bored so you thought you'd stir it up. you might as well not bother coating it as something else and just post up " i'm bored who wants an argument/pointless discussion"

I think what you should have started with on this reply is actually an apology; it may well have been in the context of the thread, but it still over stepped the mark. with regards to the gay jokes, you and fiddy did it so much i loose track of who and when and what was posted, but you might be right, you may not have been responsible for the last few. but again you still didn't know when to stop originally.

picking on someones wife is pretty poor taste if it had been in the pub, i wouldn't be laughing and would have told you to **** off. you crossed a line on that one. doesn't mean i want to see you banned, but i'm sick to death of gay jokes and pictures coming up, or appearing in threads for no reason. you and your compadre have taken something that was initially funny and then flogged it to death. you both have gone from being funny, to coming across as a right pair of pr1cks (online that is) i know you in person mark, and i know your a decent bloke but occasionally on the forum i think you forget when the line is. my appologies for referring to your other club in such a crude term in the "da whip" thread but don't insult my wife it jsut isn't tennis

For chav's to take down a comercial airliner. or to damage the retina's of passerby's just because you can doesn't mean you should.

that spoiler doesn't work, the angle is terrible. nice rear lights though

whern did he leave ? where did he go? is on on nissan sprts now?

i don't get it

love the last pic, you blured out your number plate on the car, but the one on the floor isn't they look good buddy

easy nix, don't forget he's spent all day dismantling his car... sorry i mean fixing his car