An old chubby brown joke
Chubby: i turned on tv this morning to see on the news that some lunatic is driving the wrong way round the M25 causing multiple accidents as motorist swerve to avoid. I thought to myself, my wife is on the M25 this morning, i better ring her to warn her.
Ring Ring. Darling. There is an idiot driving the wrong way on the motorway. Be careful
Wife: Its not one idiot chubby, there all f**king doing it!