While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his p*nis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.â€
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.â€
The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your p*nis.â€
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!â€
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.â€
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his p*nis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.â€
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my p*nis..!â€
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate..!â€
“Oh, thank God..!†the man exclaims.
“Yes,†says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fall off by itself..!â€