Jump to content

glrnet

Ex Team Member
  • Posts

    22,234
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by glrnet

  1. Note to self, only turn up here if car needs cleaning
  2. Can't beat that I'm afriad, I've been having sex with a married woman for only 19 months now................................... my gorgeous wife
  3. Oh, the old "oops, sorry I nearly spilt my drink on you" play.
  4. The HR was Announced in Oct 07, Spring 08 it became available IIRC
  5. Ooooo, tell, tell, you must, you must!!
  6. What do you call a man lying on straw? Haydn
  7. What do you call a Leper in a hot tub? Stew
  8. What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren
  9. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it won't come anyway.
  10. What do you call a man with a spade. Doug
  11. And the label confirms it
  12. I went to the pet shop today and asked for a wasp. The shopkeeper replied 'We don't sell wasps.' I said 'Well there's one in the window.'
  13. Twas bound to happen
  14. Atheism is a non prophet organisation.
  15. I keep threatening to work out........................
  16. Nice story Rich, Happy Anni
  17. Never heard of that before but I'm sure someone more knowledgeable will be along soon, if it's the same garage you could always ask for another new clutch
  18. Especially the rears, I think it had rear corner damage from memory They will look nice on a 350
  19. +1
  20. Makes sense. Oh and on profiles they all want someone tall. Doesn't give much hope to us vertically challenged men. Just say your Tall and carry a couple of phone books about with you Just tell them you've got a big personality, if they are that shallow they aren't worth the effort from my experiences
  21. +1 Is that why Azure's are not welcome at Croydon Valley Park
  22. I went to the doctor and asked him if had me anything for wind, he gave me a kite.
×
×
  • Create New...