AliveBoy

creme egg brownies it's tax deadline day and we're in good spirits as it's pretty much not manic

Today is a good day!

First of all, get off your high horse, I'm sure you've made mistakes whilst driving. Second, I wasn't in lane three, I was in lane one so there were two lanes of perfectly empty tarmac for him to pass with if he was that bothered about it. Third, I admitted it wasn't a great thing to do and that I don't do it any more, this was about 6 years ago when I hadn't long passed my test. If you can remember that far back I'm sure you will have made stupid errors, and I'd personally say that owning up to your mistakes is a very good way of learning, instead of being an idiot in a mini.

I once brake checked a guy on the M3, I was going too fast and he was up my tailpipe so I gave the brakes a touch to get him to back off. He followed me to my destination and as I parked up he punched me in the face. One massive black eye later I decided that in future I wouldn't brake check people he also stole my front numberplate which I never understood but nothing ever came of it!

Superbowl Jaguar advert. On why it's great to be a villain (and British!)

do you have google alerts set up for the word Orange on here?

Yesterday I had a mug of tea and 4 wagon wheels. Today I'll be back on the sugar puffs I think. Chicken crisps are good! Be proud!

I think thats the first picture of a Z with black wheels where you can see the spokes and they don't look like steelies! Looks quite nice

In fairness, the immigrants are probably all hard at work whilst all the "English" people are all at home smoking whilst collecting incapacity benefit. They're moaning at *insert horrible child name here* for having a dump on the carpet because the new drug dealer will be over soon with supplies of weed to be smoked in a few hours until they eat all the food in the house. Then they'll blame their weight problem on a lack of support from the Government and the appalling conditions inside their barely cleaned council house (by barely cleaned I mean not cleaned, except for the immediate area around the 52" TV and PS4) Then they'll go and pick children numbers 1-6 up from school. That almost read like a rant didn't it?

Then bulk order from a screen printer and make more monies!

Especially with a certain team using their engines too. Going for the extreme, imagine RedBull missing out on the championship and being able to pin it on Renault in even the smallest way. They would pretty much have to leave F1.

I can see pics now

Nico Rosberg has just started his 65th lap of the day!

Supposedly MW hasn't been in work since it was announces RD was back! He's going to be offered A) a new role inside Mclaren and Bouliers job according to the news sites

Have you thought about screen printing them? One off set-up fee is a bit more, but the cost of the shirt is pretty cheap, it's what I wanted to do but I had too many colours. A design like yours would be good as it's single colour.

Also disconnect the battery and don't start the car with the seats unplugged, otherwise you'll trigger the airbag light. But yeah, easy to remove the seats. And have them half folded forwards if you want to get them out of the car easily, also be warned - they aren't light either!

Like this? If so, they've just swapped the orange seats for black ones. My gunmetal Z has the same orange holes and if you scratch the leather it will come up orange.

Not going to lie, I've had some t-shirts custom printed recently, front and back and I paid not much more than £10 each. Decent quality t-shirts and the print is good too. Pics below for reference. The t-shirts are a good design but quite expensive, maybe lower the quality of the shirt to bring it down a bit? Mine are fruit of the loom and they're fine for day to day real world useage. Not trying to dig, just offer an idea or two to help.

Most car specific uprated ones don't have the tightening bracket as they're designed correctly to start with

Already got it, sorry

Wet tyre testing today. Pirelli had a truck wetting the circuit along with the rain they've been having.

Lol! Impressive record!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk In fairness, it's impressive that he finished every race of the season. I think a higher position may have been favourable though

It's exciting to see if Chilton can retain "Finishing last in every race" for 2014!

Got some 40mm spacers you can borrow too if you need them. Let me know, we can try them at mind first if you like.

Tony Fernándes has publicly said if they don't score a point this year he's gone. For a lot of people that would be a laughable task, but 77 races in they still don't have any points to their name! I just hope koboyashi does well as he's very entertaining!