I tried humour with the police, once, lol. After being pulled up and lots of questions, he said, are you known to Bournemouth Police sir, i replied, Yes, he got quite animated and if i had given them a false name etc, after a little back and forth he said, so for what reason are you known to Bournemouth Police, i said "i have a couple of mates that work there.......
3 points and £60 fine