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Mr Singh walked into a bank in Central London and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5, 000 and the interest, which comes to £15. 41. The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled sir. While you were away on business, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire! What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow £5, 000?” Mr Singh replied, “Where else in Central London can I park my car for two weeks for £15 ?

Dan. Are you coming along to the Ace gathering ?, Martin

Maybe, haven’t investigated it yet as been busy going to shows and modding. Will let you know when I have had a chance to look Dan.

Mine is on constantly now as when I fitted my new Work Emotions and tyres I didn't swap out the sensors.. I have decided to live with it.

Dodgy sensor in the valves ?

Ady. What are the front lip extension options for the Nismo Mark 2 buddy ?

Add me to the list if you make up any more mate.

Head down to Ace with Mopedmark and the Midlands guys on the 8th June. PM me if you want to come along. We have 32 coming along as it stands.

Just submitted our details for Ace today. If you would like to join the event now please send me a PM. See you there. Martin

Welcome. You need to meet Bumblezee. 14N.

Not had one so probably just tempted fate but I would use the can or try and flag down a young attractive young lady to take me home.

And he didn't stop there.....

Welcome. The cost of the purchase wont be the end of it. Welcome to getting sucked in.. Nice car.

How about my Nismo 370z rims

My locker was in the centre box behin the handbrake. I have a spare if you need it as I don’t have my Nismo wheels on my car anymore.

I spent Sat and Sunday in the company of Si and his new car and I have to say it is simply stunning. He’s put an enormous amount of effort and planning into this build and boy has it paid off. It really is breathtaking.

Not with my Nismo or previous 350z DE I didn't.

She's resigned, bless her.

Is that a typo and should it not be shitnow.

You have just been a touch unlucky. Keep the faith buddy, they are truly great cars and normally bullet proof.

latest, I THINK ITS WALK AWAY TIME..... Let me explain how it works: After I will receive the confirmation from Paypal, I will sign the eBay's return policy which gives you 7 days to inspect and test drive the car. The delivery will be organized through shiftacar.com which I have been searching around the web and has great reviews from customers. It will be delivered on a trailer and not driven away to your address. I will charge you extra £150 for delivery so please confirm that is OK with you. If you decide to keep the car, we have to do all the paperwork and I will inform DVLA and the insurance company about the sale. Otherwise, you have the option to cancel the deal, the deposit will be reversed to you by Paypal and I will support the delivery back expenses. You can read more about it by following the links below: http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/buy/contextual/return-policy.html https://www.paypal.com/uk/webapps/mpp/pay-after-delivery-terms If you agree and want to proceed please confirm your full name and your PayPal email for the invoice. I also need your address for delivery quotes and estimated time of arrival. P.S. Sorry for the long email but I did my best to be as explicit as possible.

Just received this from him.. Thank you for your interest. I am presently offshore working as Chief Electrician for Armada Oil. Cash on collection would be possible starting the 30th of June when I will return on land. That if it won't get sold in the meantime as I have received tons of messages and lots of offers. At this point I would like to make the deal through eBay and Paypal which includes a refund policy. You have the option to inspect the car for any damages and reject the deal if you won't find it as described. I am pretty sure this will not be the case as I'm being totally honest and upfront with you. You should know that, you will make the payment at Paypal and not me personally. The payment will be put on hold and released by Paypal only after you have made your choice if you want to keep the car or not. If you are interested I can share more details.

My money is on Captain Peacock with the candlestick.

But if its registered to him then wont the wife be like Oscar Pistorious ?