Zugara

He has One............I think!

RELPY???? Whats that then???????

Yipeeeeeeeeeeee

Hot wire? Thats a cheap fix.....

I hate xmas So Un-merry xmas to all.....

car.

Good idea.

Fragile?

I am still totally gobsmacked that the amount of idiots who still drive right up behind you even with the roads like an icerink. We were nearly side swiped by a goon in his 4x4 this afternoon, like you we were waiting at a junction waiting to cross,bearing in mind we had taken some 40yards to stop,and this goon came up behind us,too fast,realised he wasn't going to stop,obviously hit his brakes and went into a spin, the slow motion set in and i braced my wife for impact. Lady luck must have been looking down on us today. How he missed us is anyone's guess. His bonnet ended up facing the passenger door on our vw bug. I just had to give him the w4nker signal to which he shrugged his shoulders. Good job you wernt injured.

Madmarkie i think has this kit.

Looks like she needs some " cold and flu " tablets

Thats bad news mate. Hope your not too shat up.

We have the white stuff about 1" in 2 hours falen so far. Is that a false statement Stew? Too cold to snow? Surely it snows in the south/north poles when its -lots?

Bird or Bloke

Ok, NHS holiday makers? Never heard of them? Obviously not. Ok then, Mr European comes to the UK on a "holiday" knowing full well that he has "a serious illness" and knowing full well he cant afford any medical treatment in his homeland. With me so far? Mr European whilst on holiday "feels ill" and attends a local NHS hospital. Getting the picture? When in hospital they "discover" Mr European has "serious illness", Mr European suddenly becomes more ill. Get it now? Magic NHS hospital treat Mr Euopean for "free". Mr European becomes well again and buggers off to mother land cured of illness. Ahhhhhhh, all becomes clear. NHS Holidays. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Immigrunts. They come here and "claim" benefits for the family they have "left" behind in their homeland. Didyou know that? Why should they be "entitled" to anything. As a tax payer, if you lost your job and had paid into the system for X amount of years, you could claim nothing for a minimum of 6 weeks. Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against immigrunts coming here to work in what ever they decide, what annoys me is that they bring their crimes and rotten ways with them and start all that shat here. These are the grunts that should be booted out. Yes I do have a problem with Non UK born people, When you have lived with Africans for 17 years in Nigeria, you sort of become aware that "life" is very very very cheap, They have little to no morals and care less for their fellow brother let alone a "white honky" Then they come here, and bleat about "my human rights", Oh, suddenly forgetting that they were quite happy to rape, murder etc in their own land. When at the age of 14 you get an AK47 stuffed in your mouth and being threatened to have you face blown off all over the streets of Lagos, with an over zealous trigger happy nigerian policeman who hates white folk, you kind of remember that for the rest of your life. So some 30 years on, its still kinda vivid in my head. So yes mate, my hatred runs deep, very deep. Although I am NOT a racist, but no doubt, this will be turned around on me. All I would like to add is this. When in Rome............

i'd be intersted; if you were in charge what would you be doing? I would A- pull out of the EU to stop being controlled by zee gremanz. B- Stop all immigrunts coming to UK and claiming any benefits. C- Throw out all non working immigrunts. D- abolish speed limits on motorways. E- Raise tax revenue via the "NHS" holiday makers. F- Stop wasting thousands of £s on people seeking asylum, put on plane back home straight away. G- Instant lifetime ban for drink/drive, using mobile phone. H- Bring back severe punishment. An eye for an eye. Too much to mention....

Would have been quicker to get his lazy ass outta bed.

But you really need to tint your rear lens's mate.... IMO

Sorry chap,, they are really for gay boys and ladyboys, what ever possesed you to waste your money on shat like that? You could always use them as an umbrella stand cos thats their only use IMO

Full respect to these guys. they are braver than me thats for sure. Well done, but please, bring them home. Its an unwinnable war.. .

Dave, I think you might find the Mr Cameron has a lot do with the price hikes mate, Oil prices have fallen so why do pump prices rise? Hmmmmmm TAX..... Didnt someone work out once that you only have 2pence which is untaxed for every pound you earn? Might as well give the MPs all your earnings and they inturn pay us our salaries. I can forsee another Thatcher Era. Why dont these muppets tackle the real problem of the UK and stop cutting everything they possibly can to re-coup thier billions of lost cash. It will be interesting to see when VAT goes back down to 17.5% after they hike it up to 20% on the 4th Jan2011. I think,,,,,, NEVER.....