Here's a post I nicked from 911.uk - I think it's worth repeating.
Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns. Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions. Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" While the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were p*ssed off by the whole idea. Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. The Orthopaedic surgeons cracked up and the Neurosurgeons were in fits. The Midwives said “Push off!” and cut their ties to the Obstetricians, whilst the Porters asked “Where are we going with this?” In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a***holes in politics No suppliers of Porsche parts were maligned in the compiling of this piece. _________________
Les Richards