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Ok - so now I have to peel Gary of the ceiling He loved it - thanks again Alex

Have fun shopping and you'll be on soon

Oh am glad you did the poll before October - would've been in the next age group

They do look good in white - congrats and NJOY

The cortina was really cool - had something a wee bit extra under the bunnet - sounded like very angry hornets nest

Nae 'ladies' there mate - just me and (male) friend, who BTW is biker/paraglider/diver - complete adrenalin junkie - he was still absolutley blown away - I'm just proud I didn't vom Alex - I think Gary will be down tomorrow - he was well pi**ed he had to work yesterday

None of my mates down south knew what a jobby was - of course then they met Gary..........though after ten years they still don't understand a word that come out his mouth Trying to find the Big Yin's jobby sketch but not much luck so far.................this will have to do.........it will also do as Hoon homework for those south of the border http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmpRQLaxF60

Och that's a shame - was looking forward to coming to see you at Streetcar on the 23rd................... still, good luck with the contract - its good to have a bit of job security at the moment! Good luck with whatever you do next

Congrats on your new arrival and welcome to 'zed face-ache'

Oh dear poor lad must be mortified

Nope wisnae me............y'mean there's another Azure in Fife?!!

now that's dedication for you..............can only imagine what its like in the flesh!

Only Scots would find it funny.........the sassenachs dinnae ken what a jobby is

Yup I've got one just like it

Muppets - don't even bother - I won't even buy cloths from them - been using shinearama.co.uk - good prices and free postage over £25 - which lets face it isn't hard to do when you're buying products for the car...I used to have a Lancome habit now its Dodojuice

Yup

Dude - where?! Were you in another car? Can't think when that was..........

OMFG Thankyou Alex had a blast U R man Vx

Oh yeah - come on the Hoon But get your accomodation sorted asap

Perhpas the mods should move this into the jokes section - then you can all pretend it was meant

Never satisfied..................Stew Here's one for Martinmac ( I think its him that likes ) The tagline was something along lines of "Stuff your boat - I'm walking!" It made me laugh and I have nowt to do with boats

Having been witness to an aufy loat of gum bumping you lot do about your WAGs I thought this would raise a few giggles Meet Svetlana - she's billed as perfect wife - I can't think why

Absolutley Gorgeous Lucky You

Yup - they're getting common in Dundee too..........there's at least two blades, a GM and a Sunset down here - there was even one parked outside my village Spar the other morning (Cue Welsh valley accent please) "But I'm the only zed in the village"

Nice mate