spursmaddave Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 Feel free to add the best one you have heard today I just heard that they are going to make condoms out of bubblewrap... Poppycock! 2 Quote
hensh65 Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 Whats brown and sticky? a stick.... here all week Quote
ioneabee Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 Whats brown and sticky? a stick.... here all week PLEASE go home 1 Quote
AliveBoy Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 If your date remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. Quote
ioneabee Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 If your date remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. they never remember the colour of my eyes.........not quite sure if i should be happy about that Quote
Payco Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 Two cannibals eating a clown. One looked at the other and said "does yours taste funny".. Quote
Mrzed Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 What do you call a female clown ???? A Clunt............ Quote
Harryjax Posted September 9, 2014 Posted September 9, 2014 Why did the nurse tip-toe to the cupboard? So she didn't wake the sleeping pills. Quote
spursmaddave Posted September 10, 2014 Author Posted September 10, 2014 Two fish in a tank, one says "do you even know how to fire this thing?" 2 Quote
brillomaster Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 What do you call a female clown ???? A Clunt............ you've lost me. Quote
GIXXERUK Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Two fish in a tank, one says "do you even know how to fire this thing?" liked that Quote
AliveBoy Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese? The hallouminati! 1 Quote
Mrzed Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 Two ants in the airing cupboard ....which one is in the army???? The one sitting on the tank!! Quote
benmo Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) What's black, white and red all over...? A nun with sunburn. Two fish's in a tank, one turns to the other and says... "how do you drive this thing??" Edited September 10, 2014 by benmo Quote
brillomaster Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 /\ is everyone reading the same jokes columns or something?!? Quote
Z_Lover Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) What is black and lying in front of the socket ??????? :lol: :lol: A bad electrician !!!! Edited September 11, 2014 by Z_Lover 3 Quote
spursmaddave Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 What is Black and lying in front of the socket ??????? :lol: :lol: A bad electrician !!!! Bit racist Quote
Ekona Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 What do you get if you cross a rottweiler with a labrador? A dog that scares the sh*t out of you, then runs off with the toilet paper. Quote
Z_Lover Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) What is Black and lying in front of the socket ??????? :lol: :lol: A bad electrician !!!! Bit racist No mate,......of course not,..........black means only the colour not a human being!!! Edited September 11, 2014 by Z_Lover Quote
pjf1985 Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 My missus asked me to go and buy an outfit for her that will spice up our sex life. She wasn't very happy when I came home with a balaclava. 1 Quote
StevoD Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 not so much a joke but made me chuckle 1 Quote
spursmaddave Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 What is Black and lying in front of the socket ??????? :lol: :lol: A bad electrician !!!! Bit racist No mate,......of course not,..........Black means only the colour not a human being!!! It's a joke thread 1 Quote
spursmaddave Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 not so much a joke but made me chuckle Yeah saw that I would rather have the features when they work 1 Quote
Ekona Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. What's white, wears stripey trousers and can't climb trees? Rupert the fridge. 1 Quote
Flex Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. What's white, wears stripey trousers and can't climb trees? Rupert the fridge. So bad but I still laughed. 2 Quote
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