Mrzed

Nooooooooooooooo

2011 Lexus IS250 F Sport......i do like jap and although a different animal there is something nice about that auto ....oh and comes complete with a tartan blanket for me old knees

My choice too, excellent cold start properties and an ester based synthetic which doesn't get any better. Serviced mine in February, done minimal mileage but it's clean as a whistle and runs silent.

Got a 2008 with 13.5k on the clock FNSH - one off.

Home function useful when your'e lost.

Yanks ...............you just gotta love em, recently in the states to hear a good one reference gun laws ....... on the subject the interviewee on TV replied........ TO AMERICANS HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN!!

Errrrrr......What's a BMW??

Did you show him your rinse and spin?? or did you hang him out to dry???

Just started using Fuchs GT Race Pro and notice a real difference from cold, it's fully synthetic but ester based, expensive but good. Previously ran Motul 8100 Energy which is a Zed favourite and was good but the Fuchs is better.

Go Bosch it's the best option, just replaced three with Nissan genuine replacement and it cost an arm and a leg but my Nissan dealer did offer me a Nissan replacement cheaper option which were working out at around a tenner each..........gauranteed Nissan. (WESTWAY NISSAN WAS THE DEALER)

ITS NORMAL.......TRUST ME ITS NORMAL !!!!!!

Were you being towed?????or were you running on two cylinders????

It will never take off

I would just contact and inform him no need to concern himself anymore the case is now being handled by your insurance company, youv'e submitted the detail and the officers credentials and it can all go legal from here. (i know you haven't but chances are he will go to ground). Like the others say call his bluff and just go legal, send the cockroach back under his rock!!!! these idiots tick me off.

Oh !!

I did a real dastardly thing when I swapped my burgers for zeds, I was too bleeding lazy to jack her up and drag the wheels off and knowing I was gonna chuck the burgers away I heated a screw driver up and just punched em through from the front. Levered them off without damage to the wheel and popped the new zeds back in ..................voila ............ a lazy bloke always finds the easy way. Please don't think bad of me, I'm just a bit of heathen

Step Inside, tis great listening to the burble of the zorsts, even revving it on the drive you get a two fold reward, you get all tingly and the neighbours get irate!!!!!!!

Question............Do any of us really want it to be predictable? Surely that's all the fun of having a naughty 300 plus BHP motor, we want it to scare us otherwise gonna get me a Corsa.

Hi All, Here we go, New Year, New Phone misery, trying to get Samsung Galaxy Ace 4 to bloody work. The usual we all expect new tech to be backward even though I still looking for the VHS flap on my Virgin Media set top box hasn't yet given me any clues as to what obsolecence means!!! The issue is as every other post, hone searches, identifies and connects only to disconnect 10 seconds later, no doubt an issue with the phone as I can get all other old phones to connect. Anyone got any ideas on how I can get this wonderful piece of Samsung technology to work with my wonderful zed as have had no issues till now before I take it for a @*!# and flush the little sucker round the "U" bend. Suggestions, answers, solutions, ideas ......all appreciated before I hunt the nob down who decided to re-invent the bluetooth protocols to irritate certain sects of society, how dare they desciminate against us old Zed drivers

Two ants in the airing cupboard ....which one is in the army???? The one sitting on the tank!!

What do you call a female clown ???? A Clunt............

This makes my blood boil !!!!! Any idea who the complete f****r might be who committed this vile crime???? we could go round in the middle of the night and slip knot tie his ankles together with a washing line and attach the other end to back of the zed. Drop the clutch and listen to him smash off every corner of his house, carry on for a couple of miles stop, get out and kick him in the c**t.................all in favour shout "I"

Mine sits in the garage for long periods of time, getting the time coupled with good dry driving weather is a challenge nowadays so she sits for 2 weeks at a time, I choc it and leave the hand brake off, make sure the tyres are inflated to top pressure and every month I put the battery on float for 24hrs and that's about it........had no problems yet.

When Beta becomes fully active have been led to beleive driver history will be readable by all including insurance companies....they will be quoting based on fact ....................no escape..........big brother is watching !!!!!!!!!!! Just waiting for the establishment to come round and fit a driverless car module to the Z and were all set, no more human intervention.....another step towards my non surgical frontal labotamy. I capitulate.