Will370z Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class S. Now you've done it Ive heard some of those chat up lines, "want to come out into the car park and see my new dashboard lights" was a cracker in wales 2 years ago. Nearly as good as RT asking the waitress to come outside and check out his carbon fibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class S. Now you've done it Ive heard some of those chat up lines, "want to come out into the car park and see my new dashboard lights" was a cracker in wales 2 years ago. Nearly as good as RT asking the waitress to come outside and check out his carbon fibre. Your only ashamed that it worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 what happened to her then dip? Race and colour of my skin got in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Mr BBK we will try out your chat up lines on the bar maids and take it from there in May. For some reason I'm looking forwards to the Wales trip lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 Chat up lines? Don't have any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Chat up lines? Don't have any. I got millions. My best one is get in, shut up and dont touch anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfman Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 what happened to her then dip? Race and colour of my skin got in the way. Don't try and race the ladies they don't like loosing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) That chick has NOTHING on this one: [media] [/media] She can actually drift and is far hotter! lol Edited January 13, 2013 by wizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgedon Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Perfect until she opened her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Perfect until she opened her mouth You mean compared to that other idiot that wouldn't shut up? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4RE Leather Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I see you had hair on your head then Dip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I always thought you were of Chinese origin for some reason....I think it must have been as I knew a Chinese guy once called Gary Dip. You look rather sweet in that photo...and don't worry about "going straight into friend mode" rather than flirt...not many girls like cheesy one liners anyway. Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class S. Sorry but I can't share I was a one woman man up to 30 and have been a one woman man for the last 5 years.... In-between Most memorable moment was charming my way into a female nursing college dorm Those girls certainly leant a lot about the human body that night :wink: How on earth have I missed this thread!!!??? Human body? Who else was with you mate? :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I always thought you were of Chinese origin for some reason....I think it must have been as I knew a Chinese guy once called Gary Dip. You look rather sweet in that photo...and don't worry about "going straight into friend mode" rather than flirt...not many girls like cheesy one liners anyway. Although having said that I'm sure SpursMadDave has some quite snazzy chat up lines he could share with the class S. Sorry but I can't share I was a one woman man up to 30 and have been a one woman man for the last 5 years.... In-between Most memorable moment was charming my way into a female nursing college dorm Those girls certainly leant a lot about the human body that night :wink: How on earth have I missed this thread!!!??? Human body? Who else was with you mate? :wink: I just remember waking up and there were naked nurses everywhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I usually wake up and the naked nurses have gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I usually wake up and the naked nurses have gone That's cause you were exhausted from serving their needs, collapsed with exhaustion then wake up and they're gone! Stud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I usually wake up and the naked nurses have gone That's cause you were exhausted from serving their needs, collapsed with exhaustion then wake up and they're gone! Stud! No they are just the nurses at the home and they were not naked thats just him going senile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I usually wake up and the naked nurses have gone That's cause you were exhausted from serving their needs, collapsed with exhaustion then wake up and they're gone! Stud! No they are just the nurses at the home and they were not naked thats just him going senile Poor Graham! I'm sure there's fight left in the old dog yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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