rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 sherlock holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 sherlock holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." Rich, I think that one is a bit too good for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I had a dream last night that I was eating a huge marshmallow.... today I am shopping for pillows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my c0ck in your ass. Edited October 27, 2012 by rtbiscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Mummy, can i lick the bowl? No, you can flush it like everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Mummy, can i lick the bowl? No, you can flush it like everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's invisible and smells of carrots? Rabbit farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Rabbit goes into pub orders a cheese toastie Next night he goes in and orders a ham toastie next night he orders a cheese and tomato toastie next night he has tuna toastie next night he doesn't come in.... A few days later the door to the pub opens and in wafts the gohst of the rabbit "Awh says the barman - what happened to you?" "It was mixing-my-toasties" says the Rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf". and Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo And how would you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo And how would you know I had a fling with Smurfette in the 80's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 TMI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 TMI Well don't ask then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo And how would you know I got it flung at me by Smurfette in the 80's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo And how would you know I got it flung at me by Smurfette in the 80's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 sherlock holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." Too elaborate. Get out! BAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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