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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head?

 

Edward (Ed wood)

 

What do you call a guy with 2 axes in his head?

 

I don't know - but Edward would

 

What do you call a guy with 4 axes in his head?

 

I don't know - but Edward Woodward would.

 

(You need to be old for this last one - remember "Willow man" or "Callan"?)

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I think you've twigged it Hugh :teeth:

 

 

Leaf me alone.

 

Don’t bark at me like an angry dog

 

Don’t tell me to branch out or try and spruce me up.

 

Yew maple me any way you wish

 

But I don’t want to go against my grain.

 

I like the roots I’ve got

 

And willow-er my standards not a jot

 

(Though you wood say they’re low enough already).

 

I’m knot going to rowan my life pining for you.

 

Don’t give me sage advice to make me poplar.

 

I’m alder than yew, your changes walnut stick.

 

I have the balsa knot bough before your Ivy League education

 

And I’ve found my grove,

 

Don’t blame me if I like acorny joke every now and then.

 

Yew can take that “holly-er than thou” attitude and shove it up your ash.

Posted
We are indeed, and this from a man with (presumably) his name on a blue duck :lol:;)

 

You're all mad :shrug:

 

Must be one of your clan then as he's in blue :lol:

Posted

And he shows signs of madness too :lol:

 

We are indeed, and this from a man with (presumably) his name on a blue duck :lol:;)

 

You're all mad :shrug:

 

Must be one of your clan then as he's in blue :lol:

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:lol::lol::lol: Love it, welcome to the mad house :thumbs:

 

My name is actually Andy but I thought Steve was closer to my real name than Susan. Makes perfect sense.

 

 

OI! :rant: Im suposed to be the mad one, please use the following Avatar in future to save confusion :lol:

 

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We are indeed, and this from a man with (presumably) his name on a blue duck :lol:;)

 

You're all mad :shrug:

 

On gawd Graham, what have you started now :doh::lol:

Posted

Don't know what you mean guv? :shrug::D

 

We are indeed, and this from a man with (presumably) his name on a blue duck :lol:;)

 

You're all mad :shrug:

 

On gawd Graham, what have you started now :doh::lol:

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