charlotte-sparkles Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 A GREAT ANSWER A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman . Quote
s14akw Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 i think the forum should introduce a facebook style like button, just for this thread lol. had me in stitches Quote
Chris`I Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 i think the forum should introduce a facebook style like button, just for this thread lol. had me in stitches You might get your wish at some point if we upgrade the software as we are looking at. Quote
charlotte-sparkles Posted April 4, 2011 Author Posted April 4, 2011 oooooh yes! that sounds like a good idea - I don't normally get jokes, I still wee a little when I tell people this one: What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ....An egg Quote
ATTAK Z Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 A bit like the one about the thief who tried to return the wife's Barclaycard ..... I told him to keep it ...... the monthly bill when he had it was about half of what the wife used to spend Quote
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