Opps - especially for Fezza owners

[Ebized]

To my darling husband,

 

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the

 

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

 

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

 

much about me.

 

I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I

 

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake..

 

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

 

It bumped into your car.

 

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

 

Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

 

I am enclosing a picture for you.

 

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

 

 

 

Your loving wife.

 

XX

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

[Vik54]

[ATTAK Z]

 

P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

[Wasso]

At least the moped managed to avoid the brunt of the accident.

 

If I was the wife, I'd probably pack my bags and leave straight away!! If my Mrs did that to my Zed, let alone a Ferrari I'd be stringing her up alive!!

[R35LEE]

I know a guy who this happened to! His wife had a Volvo XC90 and she drove all over his girlfriends sports car!

 

[Ebized]

I know a guy who this happened to! His wife had a Volvo XC90 and she drove all over his girlfriends sports car!

 

 

What was your girfriend's name Lee?

[stanski]

[rich5259]

[Vik54]

Much more satisfying way of exacting revenge than sewing prawns in his curtains

[Ekona]

Wow, is it 2002 all over again?!

 

 

*runs*

[R35LEE]

Hey it wasn't me! I would never **** a woman off like that. I think women are awsome when it comes to revenge though! Very calculating

[rtbiscuit]

just goes to prove women can;t drive

 

 

 

ducks and runs for cover

[Cragus]

That will buff out if you have a megs DA buffer

[paulie]

just goes to prove women can;t drive

 

 

 

ducks and runs for cover

 

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp

 

It was a HE !

[rtbiscuit]

just goes to prove women can;t drive

 

 

 

ducks and runs for cover

 

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp

 

It was a HE !

 

teenage lads = the same as female drivers; both are useless

[Jay]

Yup thats exactly what my mrs would do to my zed if she thought i had a bit on the side

[Vik54]

It probably takes a bit of skill to get a 4x4 ontop of another car

 

I don't rise to 'female' driver comments anymore - reaaallly not worth my energy

Most of the real men I know find it much more fun to play me at my own game behind the wheel

 

Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed

[Jay]

Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed

 

Ahh how well u know her

[rtbiscuit]

It probably takes a bit of skill to get a 4x4 ontop of another car

 

I don't rise to 'female' driver comments anymore - reaaallly not worth my energy

Most of the real men I know find it much more fun to play me at my own game behind the wheel

 

Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed

 

vik i accept there are exceptions to the the rule, and you Vik are one of them. its just a shame the majority of your sex let you all down by being so bloody useless.