Chilli Red Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 IMen are still busy checking their thumbs. Damn, it's true (the checking I mean) (can't believe I wasted my 1000th post on a joke! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 first thing i did was look at my thumb i had a mate who lost his thumb in a machine accident, he's stuffed on that test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 And i have massive thumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Are you sure its not twice as big ? Three times seems a bit much to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 Are you sure its not twice as big ? Three times seems a bit much to me Have to do a thumb check at thye next meet then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 pmsl i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Oh well just have to do a thumb check at the Hoon then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 pmsl i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway Are you sure !!!! Im gonna be keeping my thumbs in my pockets lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i must admit i thought everyone was the same and that it was actually as long as the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger when both are stretched as far away from each other as possible. (like when your making the fake phonecall sign with your hand). i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 pmsl i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway Are you sure !!!! Im gonna be keeping my thumbs in my pockets lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow, and is your nose growing too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow, and is your nose growing too? only when i'm excited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow, and is your nose growing too? only when i'm excited Ha ha - you know what they say about guys who brag about the size of their bits dont ya RT Im sheepish about mine cos in reality its a beast and I don't want you lot to feel inferior to me because of my enormous manhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 before I got to the bottom of the op's post I was checking the size of my thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 before I got to the bottom of the op's post I was checking the size of my thumb I think your avatar tells us enough........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 Funny thing is I checked my thumb and I'm a girlie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Funny thing is I checked my thumb and I'm a girlie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy. it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy. i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy. it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy. i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there. You didnt have to look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy. it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy. i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there. You didnt have to look my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i must admit i thought everyone was the same and that it was actually as long as the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger when both are stretched as far away from each other as possible. Yup , just stretched my arms out and you're right ... distance between tip of my left thumb and tip of my right little finger is spot on !!! ... oh you meant of the same hand !?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy. it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy. i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there. You didnt have to look my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps Everyone has got a mate called Donkey or Tripod, they usually happen to be the ugly one of the group that pulls f**k all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy. it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy. i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there. You didnt have to look my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps Everyone has got a mate called Donkey or Tripod, they usually happen to be the ugly one of the group that pulls f**k all dont know about that but judging by the limping they regretted it the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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