Did you know.....

[Chilli Red]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

 

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

 

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

[Toon Chris]

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Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

 

Damn, it's true (the checking I mean)

 

 

(can't believe I wasted my 1000th post on a joke! )

[rtbiscuit]

first thing i did was look at my thumb

 

i had a mate who lost his thumb in a machine accident, he's stuffed on that test

[nurrish]

And i have massive thumbs

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

Are you sure its not twice as big ?

 

Three times seems a bit much to me

[Chilli Red]

Are you sure its not twice as big ?

 

Three times seems a bit much to me

 

Have to do a thumb check at thye next meet then

[Husky]

pmsl

i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway

[Vik54]

Oh well just have to do a thumb check at the Hoon then

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

pmsl

i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway

 

 

Are you sure !!!!

 

Im gonna be keeping my thumbs in my pockets lol

[rtbiscuit]

i must admit i thought everyone was the same and that it was actually as long as the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger when both are stretched as far away from each other as possible. (like when your making the fake phonecall sign with your hand).

 

i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow,

[Chilli Red]

pmsl

i admit to being a thumb checker there dunno geraghtyr200, 2 seems a bit err sm... anyway

 

 

Are you sure !!!!

 

Im gonna be keeping my thumbs in my pockets lol

 

[Chilli Red]

i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow,

 

and is your nose growing too?

[rtbiscuit]

i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow,

 

and is your nose growing too?

 

only when i'm excited

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

i always remember that mine is the same as the length from my wrist to my elbow,

 

and is your nose growing too?

 

only when i'm excited

 

Ha ha - you know what they say about guys who brag about the size of their bits dont ya RT

 

Im sheepish about mine cos in reality its a beast and I don't want you lot to feel inferior to me because of my enormous manhood

[Zedrush]

before I got to the bottom of the op's post I was checking the size of my thumb

[Ebized]

before I got to the bottom of the op's post I was checking the size of my thumb

 

I think your avatar tells us enough...........

[Chilli Red]

Funny thing is I checked my thumb and I'm a girlie!

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

Funny thing is I checked my thumb and I'm a girlie!

 

 

 

 

 

[rtbiscuit]

i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy.

 

it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy.

 

i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there.

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy.

 

it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy.

 

i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there.

 

You didnt have to look

[Husky]

i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy.

 

it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy.

 

i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there.

 

You didnt have to look

 

my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps

[JT1703]

i must admit i thought everyone was the same and that it was actually as long as the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger when both are stretched as far away from each other as possible.

 

Yup , just stretched my arms out and you're right ... distance between tip of my left thumb and tip of my right little finger is spot on !!! ... oh you meant of the same hand !?!?

[Tarmac@TarmacSportz]

i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy.

 

it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy.

 

i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there.

 

You didnt have to look

 

my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps

 

 

Everyone has got a mate called Donkey or Tripod, they usually happen to be the ugly one of the group that pulls f**k all

[Husky]

i'm only playing around. i'm an average guy.

 

it is embarressing when you have a mate whos nickname is donkey boy.

 

i've never felt inadequate until rugby showers and he was there.

 

You didnt have to look

 

my best mate is known as donky, best thing is make light of the situation then go buy one of those austin powers pumps

 

 

Everyone has got a mate called Donkey or Tripod, they usually happen to be the ugly one of the group that pulls f**k all

 

dont know about that but judging by the limping they regretted it the next day