glrnet Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours? 2 Quote
Jetpilot Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 They have done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time Smells like bigfoots d*ck Quote
coldel Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I think we are in here, play it cool trigger play it cool Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 Quote
HEADPHONES Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) From the spinoff of friends where Joey gives his nephew advice on dating "If you're a 7 you can go out with another 7 or lower. You could even go with a 3 AND a 4.........or even seven 1s.....but I wouldn't recommend the last one!" Edited October 29, 2015 by HEADPHONES Quote
Stutopia Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 She short and skinny, but she strong. Her first baby come out sideways, she dint scream or nothin. 2 Quote
Bockaaarck Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 Fletch - "I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us..." And Fletch - "Do you know who made our raspberry blamange last week? Riggs and he's in here for poisoning" Godber - "did he really?" Fletch - "Yeah he's a cause celeb in his home town Newcastle under Lyme, come to think of it most his relatives are under lyme now" Godber - "Is that why they call him arsenic Riggs?" Fletch - "oh no, that's because he once sat on a razor blade" 2 Quote
Rock_Steady Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 " Tight? you couldn't pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor " Quote
Toon Chris Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 " Tight? you couldn't pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor " What's that from? Quote
Jonnymonno Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Stein, you're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f.....ng teeth" Duncan McElroy, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago Quote
Rock_Steady Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 " Tight? you couldn't pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor " What's that from? I think it's from the movie "Signs" best part of the film in my opinion. Quote
MrsNiki Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 PIVOT!!!! Always makes me giggle, love Friends! Quote
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