Dan Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Your Daddy has got entirely too much money. Will you please ask him if he will adopt me. I will be a good boy I promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Lol, just got a call from mum she said her car is getting picked up today to be taken on the rolling roads to check its out put and everything is running 100% from gemballa by the company as they want to do some other checks. (not sure why they didnt do this before but mum was impatient and wanted her car the day it came in lol) They said she will have her the car back on thursday. She said she needs to get around in a car, so last minute they are dropping off a fully loaded supped up ABT brand new RS4 today till she gets her car back on thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Lol, just got a call from mum she said her car is getting picked up today to be taken on the rolling roads to check its out put and everything is running 100% from gemballa by the company as they want to do some other checks. (not sure why they didnt do this before but mum was impatient and wanted her car the day it came in lol) They said she will have her the car back on thursday. She said she needs to get around in a car, so last minute they are dropping off a fully loaded supped up ABT brand new RS4 today till she gets her car back on thursday. You must get insured on the RS4 and thrash it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Jeez man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_fuel Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Considering the fact it will be a woman driving it.... How long before those alloys will be curbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Considering the fact it will be a woman driving it.... How long before those alloys will be curbed? she is pretty good at not kurbing wheels, Im just worried for her license, she did have 9 points for speeding, now she is back to three as six is past the 3 year part, but Im sure wont be long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Considering the fact it will be a woman driving it.... How long before those alloys will be curbed? she is pretty good at not kurbing wheels, Im just worried for her license, she did have 9 points for speeding, now she is back to three as six is past the 3 year part, but Im sure wont be long Time to buy her a speed camera detector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Considering the fact it will be a woman driving it.... How long before those alloys will be curbed? she is pretty good at not kurbing wheels, Im just worried for her license, she did have 9 points for speeding, now she is back to three as six is past the 3 year part, but Im sure wont be long Time to buy her a speed camera detector No, let her get banned, then we can put a proposal together to look after the car for her. Chris, are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Your Daddy has got entirely too much money.Will you please ask him if he will adopt me. I will be a good boy I promise Join the queue Dan. I put my name down for this much earlier in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwra Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 No, let her get banned, then we can put a proposal together to look after the car for her. Chris, are you in? This is the kind of thinking that made this country great Two B-E-A-U-T-iful cars. Im jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Aye, it's an ill-divided world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Mums rentacar came last night, they pick up her Porka today to run some tests, so took pics on mobile phone again: Mum turned her face up at it and thought it was a mondeo She has just asked the company if they can put a sticker on the back window off her car saying, Jesus loves me And whilst i was at it took some quick snaps of dads car which he is selling in January, said he gonna surprise us what he is getting next Probably a skoda lol, he said he wants a sportier car, Im guessing a DB9 or a Vanquish. Good this is dad always gets me insured on his cars sorry for crap picture quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_fuel Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Crap picture quality he says ... My digital camera has worse picture quality than your cellphone one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Get your dad to clean his car!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok just to confirm I am actually quite serious about the adoption thing. I'm much more serious than the other guy I can cook ( not really ) clean the house ( not really ) and do other stuff which I haven't discovered yet. I'm really quite handy to have around the place in a very cute useless layabout kind of way. I'm sure we would all settle in very quickly and live happily ever after. In fact you would hardly notice I was there at all. Especially if you paid for all my fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok just to confirm I am actually quite serious about the adoption thing. I'm much more serious than the other guy I can cook ( not really ) clean the house ( not really ) and do other stuff which I haven't discovered yet. I'm really quite handy to have around the place in a very cute useless layabout kind of way. I'm sure we would all settle in very quickly and live happily ever after. In fact you would hardly notice I was there at all. Especially if you paid for all my fuel Well considering all your staff think we are an item, ah sod it come on then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. Ah but the snowy time is coming and he has much better chance of not getting stuck with me bouncing up and down in the car, and I know exactly what mental image is running through his gay little head right now And also being a large cumbersome buffoon I give off far more BTUs so I can save his entire family money on heating bills, which can be offset against my appetite for Guinness and KFC. Another string to my bow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. Ah but the snowy time is coming and he has much better chance of not getting stuck with me bouncing up and down in the car, and I know exactly what mental image is running through his gay little head right now And also being a large cumbersome buffoon I give off far more BTUs so I can save his entire family money on heating bills, which can be offset against my appetite for Guinness and KFC. Another string to my bow Dan i didnt realise but your just amazing... my idol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You guys are way too random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. Ah but the snowy time is coming and he has much better chance of not getting stuck with me bouncing up and down in the car, and I know exactly what mental image is running through his gay little head right now And also being a large cumbersome buffoon I give off far more BTUs so I can save his entire family money on heating bills, which can be offset against my appetite for Guinness and KFC. Another string to my bow PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Dan i didnt realise but your just amazing... my idol! Yeah, I get that a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay I'm gutted Fancy choosing Dan over me. I'm much smaller than he is and therefore I eat less and take up less space. And since I'm about half his size, the power-to-weight in your car will be much better with me than him. Ah but the snowy time is coming and he has much better chance of not getting stuck with me bouncing up and down in the car, and I know exactly what mental image is running through his gay little head right now And also being a large cumbersome buffoon I give off far more BTUs so I can save his entire family money on heating bills, which can be offset against my appetite for Guinness and KFC. Another string to my bow Jay if you want to choose a 20 stone bouncing, farting baffoon over little old me, then don't come crying when your car is full of dents and your house smells like a cross between a brewery and a dodgy curry house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Jay if you want to choose a 20 stone bouncing, farting baffoon over little old me, then don't come crying when your car is full of dents and your house smells like a cross between a brewery and a dodgy curry house PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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