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With great difficulty! I had to break it down into a couple of layers to eat it, which kinda ruined the burgery-ness, but it was still amazeballs.

BigMac special sauce instead, my friend Under the onions on the first layer.

Lol, not keen then Jay?

...he gets proper hungry. I'll let the pictures do the talking. I don't even want to count the calories.

It's odd, when you take the vinyl aside and look at it then it's definitely red, but on the car and in the sunlight it looks more orange. The lens on the iPhone makes it look worse than it actually is though. I could set the GoPro up...

GLOL

Screw. Give it some welly!

Cheers guys. I know it's not going to be to everyone's taste, but I'm pleased with the result. I do have some Martini Racing decals as well, but I'm not convinced they would work. At the moment it's one of those iconic racing colours that you either get straight away or just wonder what on earth I'm playing at, and I kinda like that! Very, very few people ever sticker up a modern cooking 911, so it's nothing if not a bit different. Am down at the PHSS next Sunday at Porsche Silverstone, so that'll be the real acid test to gauge opinion amongst fellow owners. I suspect they'll be aghast

The race was perfect for me. Woke up at 6am, saw the pre-amble, watched the start, fell asleep for a bit during the boring part, woke up a couple of laps before the 1st safety car, had a shower & shave when the SC was out, finished just as the race started, sat down and watched it until the end. There really is no point watching the first half of the race any more, unless someone does something stupid. All the action is after the halfway point these days.

I has been busy. Some bits were easier than I thought they would be (engine lid) and some more difficult (bonnet). All sorted now though, quite chuffed with the result really. Only cost me £60 in vinyl off eBay, too. Oh, and they were all separate stripes (1x red, 2x dark blue, 4x light blue) which made it all the more interesting trying to line them up!

Swapped coil packs from the other side? Pulled the plugs to check for water ingress?

I wave like a hyperactive 5 year old!

I wave to anyone in anything awesome. I still wave to Zeds, Lotuseses, Caterhams, Imprezas, basically anything I've owned or am jealous of and want. Sometimes I miss waves from others, don't worry too much about it

I would also advise letting your insurance company know what's on there

Put the cats back on, simple as that.

"No, I am not the user called Chubbster. Thanks for the welcome. No, I am not from Russia." Three statements, not two. Hi Fablok, welcome along

Ah wait, it was actually the name for the last gen hot Megane, wasn't it?

Yeah, isn't that the name for Red Bull's car in 2030?

You really think that giving an engine a proper name rather than a series of letters in a code that makes no sense to anybody normal is a bad thing??!!

That's jealousy, pure and simple. Both Seb and the car really are that good, and to suggest otherwise really is clutching at straws. Seb has the ability to lock himself into the flow of the car and the track much earlier than anyone else, which is why he's able to pull away so quickly. It's incredible to watch, it really is. Also, I forgot it was early qualy today so have just spoilt the result for myself by flicking to the BBC website like I normally do first thing

HBTY HBTY HBDC HBTY

It is true, yes.

Give Abbey Motorsport a call Louise, they're a trader on here

Drive-by is the killer at Bedford, make sure you're as quiet as you can be before you go.

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