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Post-natal abortion. It's the way forward.

Clio 255? Is that the V6 or you mean 200? Haa V6, phase 2. I'd love one, with the Recaros.

Liquid Yellow is an amazing colour: I'd love a Clio 255 in it. Enjoy

Not what it means round your neck of the woods. I think a chav (chavvie) daaaaaan saaaaafff is a young kid. Up north is a hoodie wearing member of the underclass who will usually be equipt with a cheap bag of weed, track suit, probably a very blunt knife from his mums kitchen draw and a truly horrendous STI riddled 'Julie' on his arm. They will usually be sporting the local ner do well accent regardless of where they live. For example a chav from chester will have a plastic scouse accent. They are cretins of the first order. Read the thread title again. Now give yourself a massive whoosh parrot.

Chav is what?

One of only two charities I give to, well reminded Graham

That's the one! The 911 guys who dare to modify their cars swear by it.

Can't even remember his name, but I can damn as hell remember his catchphrase.

Bloody am though, 34 this year!

Boo to you

The expensive ones Don't know why I'm laughing, that's true really. Motul, Mobil 1, Fuchs, and there's another one that's been mentioned on here before too that a lot of people in the know are using these days too but the name escapes me now. Which is irritating, and it's probably the one to go for as well.

See, that's the whole problem, isn't it? It's not a fact that he's one of the best drivers in F1 history, it's a fact that he's one of the most successful drivers in F1 history. He's certainly a damn good driver, and amongst the top three of the current crop, but much like Lewis and Alcocko I wouldn't necessarily say he's one of the best drivers ever.

Yup, definitely the fact you've moved the steering wheel.

Local Nissan place may keep them in stock.

Pedantry is the new Beats By Dre. Cool at first, but ultimately everyone just think you're a tw*t. The worst part? I bloody love pedantry! *high fives Hugh*

Amazeballs is totally allowed! I use that all the time.

Twice!

Someone want to know whether they should get a front wheel alignment only or a full geo. I went full geo, with the above remark.

It's okay, it was a Porsche forum. Full of w*nkers. W*nkers like me

I just used the "Do it nice" line in a completely non-ironic or sarcastic way on another forum. NOOOOOOOOOOO

Well yeah, don't get it anywhere it's clearly not supposed to go. Tbh a decent low-temp grease like the Castrol LM1 (or whatever it's called these days) would be the best thing, but WD will do a job on this.

Oddly I've been looking at Evoras a lot in the last week, as a possible next car. I don't know why, but they seem a bit prettier than I used to view them as. A good MY12 NA Evora in Red would be my pick

When a car is that ugly, a possible dodgy paint match would be the last thing on my mind! /unhelpful_post

Pfft, it just needs a little lube is all. A roof that's a rarely used is a roof that will have sticky mechanisms, so get in there and spray some WD40 or whatever on all the slidey bits. I used to drop mine in all sorts of temps, and it never ever gave me an issue. The more you use these things, the better.

Durametric won't give you overrevs, you need the PIWIS for that and buying that is a bit pricier I wouldn't trust PCGB as far as I can throw them with regards to backing someone on overrevs, so definitely get a readout before you take delivery of ANY manual car from any dealer, OPC or otherwise. I was only kidding about buying a demo, it wouldn't put me off at all. A press car may be a different matter, mind you...