Ekona

I once built a SHED from scratch with just PLANKS of WOOD, then wrestled a BEAR inside it, then FOUGHT with Vladimir Putin afterwards as it was HIS fighting bear I was FIGHTING. I then ATE all the chillis in the WORLD and didn't have a POO for a fortnight, whilst drinking MY own wee for sustenance in a Bear GRYLLS style. Indeed, I am the manliest man. Goodnight.

Did you get anything in writing re the roof? I suspect not given the tone of your post. One day, I'm going to go up there and waste an entire day of their time & their fuel driving as much stock as I can, just to get my own back for folks that have had a bad experience from here.

Sounds like a bag of nails, and looks like it drives like one too.

I thought they sounded more interesting this year when watching FP1 earlier, but I thought it might just have been that I hadn't heard them in a while. Still sound like hoovers though, and the perfect example of why FI cars never sound as good as NA.

You and Ekona need to get a room pretty soon! Well, it's what all the cool kids do

Good luck, and I genuinely hope this works out for you

Or at least give us leave to mock you when it turns out to be a complete lemon and we can all say we told you so

Well, you tell him you'll buy it on the condition that he removes the wrap. If he won't then he's hiding something and you wouldn't want it anyway. Stop looking at this so romantically, or you're going to get burned. Go with your head not your heart on Cat D/C/B/A cars.

And walking down the street, and when seeing friends, and when in meetings, and when shopping in Waitrose, and when sat in traffic...

No-one has any idea what happened. The only 100% fact is that something happened that was cause enough for the BBC to suspend one of their most highly paid stars and suspend filming for one of their most profitable programmes. You do not do that without good reason, in any company. Tempers get raised at work on a daily basis, so I figure it's highly unlikely we're looking as just words here unless they were of a discriminatory nature.

I think there might be a touch of the pessimisms here. It could actually be fine and a pretty good buy, but you do just need to check a few things. If the PPI comes out okay with no obvious defects, just get him to remove the wrap before you buy: That way, you can check everything under it too.

You're getting a huge saving on the car, so spend £200 on a check for it. If it's legit then you're laughing, if not then you've saved £6K. I can sound pretty genuine when I want to flog some old crap, too. Btw, I've got some awesome magic beans here, would you like some?!

Except TG makes millions more than it costs, so they don't have to go back and ask for more money and even if they do, the answer is yes.

Excellent filters. Never used them on the Zed, not when the JWT is available for half the price, but nowt wrong with them at all.

Depends on how hooky the MOT tester is. If you know the right people and have the right brown envelope, you can get away with pretty much anything.

Exactly.

And if the chassis is bent to buggery you've lost everything. Please, at least get an inspection by someone who knows these cars.

And back in the real world... Come on Will, I know you're not that naive to believe that. Of course they're allowed to favour one program over another, else you'd end up with every programme having the same budget. Antiques Roadshow does not have to have as much priority as EastEnders, for example.

Pic 7 is really beautiful. I like that a lot.

What has being PC got to do with it? Of course they can choose where to plough their money and what to make sure stays untouched, BBC Worldwide is there specifically to turn a profit.

TG makes a billion times more money than it costs to make. It's probably the most profitable show on the whole BBC. If anything was ring fenced from cuts, it would be TG.

Best thing for eyebrows is a black bin liner. If you very carefully wrap them up in the liner, then place them on a hard surface and smash them to tiny pieces with a large hammer, they'll fit in the bin no problem and your car can carry on looking lovely without those little abortions stuck to the lights

I've a photo of me and Jo outside the factory somewhere. The Morgans at Morgan

It's the future.

We need new blinds I still want the drum kit though