nixy

Tarmac that is truely VILE! (notice i NEVER quoted it...........)

Yes boys and girls its Husky's birthday! Hope you have a fab day and appreciate me doing this after the pub on my raspberry!

On my way home from work this afternoon I saw a rather unpleasant thing. I was in a queue that went straight across a roundabout, a guy coming around the roundabout from the right quite rightly wanted to be let in but the person in front of me was having none of it and did the typical edging along inch by inch to stop him from getting in. Anyway to cut a long story short neither would back down and they came off the roundabout side by side. Eventually one of them ended up on the grass verge....... But then, the guy who was trying to get in and had ended up in front, got out of his car, stormed up the car behind him shouting and swearing and then SPAT all over the drivers window! It was a bit scary and very GROSS! Some people are such morons...........

OMG i thought that stew was Homer simpson but YOU ARE! Where are the donuts?

OMG that is so ugly it's cute! I quite like things like that...........

wait a minute............rewind........on reflection is tarmac calling me and vik the ugly mates that have to be chatted up by the wingman to let him get to the gorgeous Markie???? mmmmmmmm, this could need some thought..........

god i could murder an ice cold bottle of beer right now.

no no,that's absolutely fine! I'm sure markie will be THRILLED! I'll do all i can to facilitate your wishes tarmac..........

i love dogs but cats are NO WORK whatsoever!

it can be done - ask the mods. However, that is the most GAY thing i have ever heard! WINGMAN?????? Don't you EVER take the **** out of biscuit again!

how do you work out the dog won? I think it would have had its eyes scratched out if it kept going!................so beware!

i will be happy to advise and do the forms for him, i'm an expert at this now (even though i did bottle out of the extra name) Actually i'm pretty good at signature forging too, maybe we should just do it whether he likes it or not?

owning a vauxhall i reckon he put the V in there automatically instead of the N. i got mine laser aligned at North Eastern Tyres and Exhausts in York but i'm sure there's similar places in Leeds - although i have to say that place is awesome, great wating area with viewing windows, free coffee and free internet, then they bring you down and show you the tv screen with your readout on it. Whereabouts in Leeds are you from?

i refuse to believe your desk is tidy without photographic evidence! No way is it tidy, NO WAY!!!

tarmac is a massive improvement. did you know you can change it by deedpoll for £50? I think you should!

i think my avatar beats them all but i'm biased!

That poor kitty in the first pic! I've never felt the need to bath or shower my cats - they keep themselves spotless!

i quite like a winter bbq - however, i have this strange thing i like to do............light the coals IN THE BBQ???? As for Husky knowing it was a cattle brander and having a pic of a giant spud???? I'm surrounded by freaks today.............

it was good while it lasted though eh? i reckon you'll find another rich boss out there. Best of luck!

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