nixy

oh i don't know, a kentucky box would have fit over that spider quite nicely

did you see me waving then? I couldn't see you in the dark.

I know! How do i get one of those up there though? What would you even look for in the yellow pages? Also i guess because i'm moving I never bothered but i never expected another one to do it! At least there wasn't purple berry crap every where this time!

You nutter! I think you'd remember waving to an orange zed............. You've obviously got another Azure living near you somewhere, surprised you haven't spotted it!

that is the first time i've EVER watched a you tube clip that made me scream then say the F word............ I'm still shaking!

I reckon you're one of those 'modern' men that would also have needed a plumber and a bird catcher!

well so far i've had the weekend from hell. After being assured by my ex that the heating oil was on a top up service I came home last night to find the boiler has locked out. Went outside in the dark with my torch, climbed up to get to the top of tank, dropped a long stick in it cos the guage is busted and you guessed it NO OIL. So therefore no heating and no hot water....... So i'm thinking I can't order any more oil until monday and its freezing cold but I have to say thank god for Total Butler - they are brilliant! I phoned expecting to have to leave a message on a machine at 6.30pm on a friday night but they were open until 7 and at 9am this morning I had a man out in a big oil tanker with my thousand litre delivery. BUT boiler still wouldn't work - if you let the system run out of oil completely you need a plumber to re prime the boiler......so by this time i'm mega pee'd off and my fingers are going blue - open the living room door and there is a sodding starling going mental flying around the room which has fallen down the chimney (AGAIN!) You would have laughed if you could have seen me with a giant coat on with the hood up attempting to go into the room and open the patio doors, but no matter how much I wanted to I just couldn't - I never realised how scared a bird could make me! Anyway, I got one of the neighbours to come and rescue me from the bird and luckily a friend of my son's is a plumber and he came and sorted the boiler out, but I have to say that this morning, nearly in tears with frustration etc and feeling like a helpless and useless woman, I don't mind admitting it was nice to have a couple of handy men to the rescue! Make the most of this post, i'll be cursing the whole male population by about.............tea time i reckon!

You do realise I have had so many PM's asking me for the secret to getting Sarnie to ignore you! Everyone wants in on the act! I may have to charge a fee!

Been looking out for your car on a morning for a couple weeks now Rob - i'm driving by every morning at the moment as the bridge between sutton and elvington is out of action so Im avoiding the A1079 and going through Pock and on to Stamford Bridge then York. Give me a wave if you see me!

yeah if you'd talked about doing it over the bonnet of sarnie's M3 it would have been more appropriate

When i said THE Hamster - I meant Hamster from the forum not Top Gear.........

Think this is the same one i've seen before that i thought was richt. Got a wave this time about 5pm but was too dark to tell if it was Rich or not!

First time i've spotted the Hamster despite him working not far from where I live. I passed by and saw the car parked up this morning about 8am. edit: (hamster from the forum not hamster from top gear - although he did have his big death defying rocket car crash not far from my house)

This subject is often brought up - no matter what the year of manufacture they go by the date it was registered in the UK (unless you are one of the lucky ones they have got it wrong for.......... )

I said USED to hate you...........bit strong really, I meant to say disliked you with a passion Mind you, you never speak to me anyway You know I love you really!

Thats just like me - loads of those on my commute and you always know who is going to do it. I just put my foot down on those occasions and they end up having to go around the roundabout. It does wind me up if they manage to cut me up but unfortunately i'm not that scary.........(although i'm sure some people would say otherwise....) I do admit i used to do the turn right, go all the way around the roundabout to effectively go straight on or left but i stopped doing that when I got a car that sticks out like a sore thumb as people get to know your habits!

Not that old chestnut again..........you started copying and pasting your posts from LAST YEAR sarnie?.........

Congratulations to you both - but especially Lucy cos i know how much it bloody hurts! Can't wait to see pics! P.S name pronounciation? is it like An-ya? Or A-ni-a? It's important colin to get all the facts!

Aw so cute!

haha cool!

i heard his hot footing it back to find out what you've got lined up for him.........

She's miles better looking than me Keith!

Bet there's not that many zeds in Pontecarlo!