Oh but Nixy wouldn't it be worth it to see her face when she sees a picture of you and your son beaming down at her
and get it superglued and laquered on so she cant get it off.
I actually have an excellent pic of his bare backside which him and his mates took with my phone (and saved it as my screen saver ) when i wasn't around...........that would be well worth it blown up on next doors garage doors!