nixy

If you look at the two little white blobs in this pic - they are the sunbeds me and markie will be on as from wednesday evening - try not to be too jealous............ And if it gets too warm can have a quick dip in here: god help my poor parents.....

you come to my town and spot everyone except me! I bet the 55 was Kev.

Thats the funniest yet!

God i hope so too - and nobody would flame you for that - it does look bad!

I have 6 figures on one line in the middle and it was done officially so is legit - however, two of those are number ones which saves a lot of space. 5 should be absolutely fine!

I won't even mention the S word this time............... Oh and Martin you stalker!

yes you're both right, neat is nothing added but 1:1 is half cleaner half water. Hope you get it sorted Mark - what does it look like not so close up? Is it all four wheels?

oh crap! I have used it neat loads of times on my standard non rays alloys with no problem! Nowadays i keep a good layer of wax on and just use water and shampoo. Can't believe that has happened! That's what you get when you buy cheap wheels mark! Sorry couldn't resist...........

Put it this way, if he doesn't we'll make something up a lot worse anyway!

Just tell us - we won't laugh.............

well you could have been a gay hairdresser?............. Put your claws away or I might give you a short back and sides with my welding torch hahaha, ok! sounds painful...........

well you could have been a gay hairdresser?.............

I'll have yours after you've finished in there with your sheep...........

I just looked at that and thought, how does having a different colour on his steering wheel and handbrake stop him from driving???? I never noticed the obvious the first time i looked......... Can dark haired people have 'blonde' moments?

I'm sorry Miss Pattison....I bow to your devine knowledge...may my foolish attempts to outwit your highness be forgiven I knew you'd see the light!

I'm waiting Mark.................

consider yourself on the list

I'm a country girl - there are SHEEP FARMERS everywhere! And mark if i have to slap you anymore you will have no face left!

Well done - now put your commission claim in!

Actually this forum is nothing like that and I hope you weren't referring to me as that kind of person! The mods on here are very protective of female members and I think although us girls all like a bit of harmless banter we also prefer to be 'just one of the boys'. Hence I never even posted in this topic until now!

Ho, i thought you were a troll when you first joined this site with that name I thought he was a sheep farmer..............

i wasn't taking the bung. i thought that was a compliment saying you made your fortune. must admit, thought you were yanking my chain when you said it was your surname. its an unusual one. i come across alot of surnames as a teacher and your the first sarnie i've ever met. am intrigued to know where its origins root from. Hook, line and sinker................................. does nobody listen to me?

like hell!

actually martin is very useful at links, he won't be making a point, just being his usual very helpful cuddly self!