Arkwright

Ayup Meduk. Look at the major yearly events section Zed Fest 2013. Just down the road at Calverton. come and join in you will be welcome.

Zed – Fest 2013-07-22 If you intend coming this year can you please indicate which days you will be there: Forum name Friday, Saturday Sunday Arkwright Fri Sat Sun

no traders booked so far. Get there as early as you can leave as late as you can. It's open from 2pm Friday until 6pm Sunday. BTW for those of you who are tentless Tesco has a sale on. small jobbees from £10

you don't need to attend in your Z if it's not ready. Many of the old Z's are 'resting'but the owners turn up every year.

For those of you who don’t want to make a full weekend of it but would like to enter the car show on Sunday the entry fee will be £5. Hot food and drinks or soft drinks will be available from 8am. Cars will be judged from 11am

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via ‘Friends Reunited’, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms. They live in a 4,000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, from where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Portugal. Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy. Mary explains that she after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They have a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco’s. They live in a small apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front drive. Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people’s home. They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent. Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

ZED – FEST 13 Once again I am pleased to announce that the above event will be held at Sherbrooke Scout Camp, Mansfield Lane, Calverton, Notts. NG14 6HP on Friday, Saturday and Sunday,9, 10,11 August 2013. Please note that the date has been brought further forward to avoid the clash with JAE. For those of you who are new to Sherbrooke there are 22 acres of grassland plus a five acre wood.. There is one clean but basic toilet block with loos, wash basins and showers. There is a modern barn and social centre with outside patio area and picnic benches. Oil drum BBQ’s are freely available. We will have excellent catering on site. All main meals plus snacks will be available at reasonable cost between 8am and 10pm. There will not be a bar this year. You are encouraged to provide your own drinks (we do request that you try to avoid glass bottles). We will hold an inter club sports competition with some “easy†motoring related sports. Your cars will be on show for the whole event and judging will be held on Sunday lunchtime followed by prizegiving. Fancy dress on Saturday night is optional. Background music for the entire event will be provided by our very own DJZ complete with lazer and smoke show. There will be dancing on Friday and Saturday nights. There will be an entry fee charged of £15 per person for the event. You can pay at the gate. Camping will be £2.50 per person per night. Caravans & mobile homes admitted at extra charge ( hook-ups are now available). Small children and pets free. Local hotels and B&B’s are available but you are requested to make your own arrangements. Please be aware that the main paddock where you will park up and pitch your tents will be a ‘quiet area’ All gazebos etc for evening gatherings should be set up in the central paddock to avoid undue noise and disturbance. TRADERS; All club traders are invited to attend. You can set up your own display, big or small for a donation of £20 for the whole event. Come and meet your customers in a friendly convivial atmosphere. It’s good to see the voice on the phone or the finger on the keyboard. If you don’t want to set up a display a gazebo and a banner will suffice just come along and show your customers who you are. Free car booting for non traders to get rid of those useful parts you no longer need. Once again I will need the help of volunteers to assist with the smooth running. It is always good to see new faces helping out. There is still much to plan and new ideas are always welcome. Please mark these dates on your calendar, this will be a weekend to remember. Further information will be circulated as it becomes available. All enquiries to me, “Arkwright†email: shop@zclub.net

you might try; www.policeradios.co.uk The owner, Richard Allport is more than helpful. There is a phone number on the website. Give him your exact requirements and I'm sure he can sort you out at a reasonable price for a job lot.

I have my own petfood business with a sign written van. One evening I parked outside my local chinese restaurant in order to drop a package off at my solicitors up an adjacent alleyway. As i walked ouit the alley returning to my van a couple exited the restaurant and stopped and looked at the van. the woman said to her partner, "You don't think it's true do you?" indicating the van. As I passed her I said, "Don't worry, they ask me to deliver to the back door."

I swapped in my roadstar for an ST3 and it's a good car. Easy to get in and out, nice looking, good owners club, but it's greedy. TBH I was getting pretty anal about leaving the Z anywhere in case it was scratched or dinged in the supermarket. I have no fears with the Focus, common as poo, some barsteward has already keyed it and made a good job of it but i don't care, it's a Ford. Had it been my Z I'd still be in orbit.

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . . .. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.' Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

Are you trying to tell us you have a Nissan garage that can understand what you want. Mine doesn't have a clue even if i draw pictures.

Can't speak for that exhaust but he's been a Z car trader since the days of the 240z. Very reliable and helpful.

Practical maths for Chicago Schools: Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations ! NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________ 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ? 2.. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his @*!# ? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit? 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside? 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail? 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ? 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income? 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

I have had my car recovered from silverstone to a garage in Nottingham by the RAC. I met the road patrol at the M1 service area (where the car was with a shot gearbox) Gave him the keys and told them they could recover it at their leisure. I got a lift home off a mate. They recovered the car later that evening, phoned me to say so and delivered it next day to my Nottm garage. They checked the vehicle for damage when I handed the keys over and I signed. did the same at the garage end and the garageman signed. no problem.

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at the funeral of a local traffic warden a voice from inside was heard to shout, “Let me out. Let me out . I’m not dead. Let me out.!†A grin crossed the vicars face and he leaned forward, sucking air through his teeth and muttered, “too ****ing late pal, I’ve done the paperworkâ€

re the Lincs Lancaster you can have a ride in it (on the ground) might be a good location for a drive out. Lincsavation.co.uk

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Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Mum said, "You should say "No" - they only want to look at your knickers." Emily said, "I know they do.... that's why I hide them in my bag"!

Hey Don, welcome to the forum. Last time I saw you was JAE at Peterborough when you were gaffa=taped to your camp bed and two young virgins? were sitting on your face! Don't worry I wont tell anyone. Sounds like you've got rid of that beautiful 240Z. Best of luck with your purchase, you will enjoy driving it.

ayup meduk.

any local motor factor between £50 - £60

I've got this car for sale until Monday when it goes in px.