Sarnie

No

Joe = Bendy gay. Olly = One trick pony with toight trousers. Stacy = Looks like a Creature Comfort.

Thats one lonely looking tree

Looks like a MK1 golf with a bodykit to me

On here????

Hello stranger

Those volks actually make a grey zed look tempting........

by me? its not something i do often tbh Not you.

+1

Well, every time i post, pushes that day further and further away

Bargain

Whats more worrying is that you had worked out how long it would take you to catch me before I did

1122 (31%) of your posts are in the off topic section. So nearly a third of what you post has nothing to do with 350z's 20 posts per day on average I'm posting 13 posts a day, so on my calculations you will overtake my postcount in 2158 days or 5.9 years yes my Mrs is back and I'm up in my office pretending to do work now that I can't play MW2

Mrs is back at 1pm, better wash up, get Louie fed and get MW2 turned off soon, then I'll do some work

Would you like a for Christmas?

My post rate is down to 13 posts a day now

@*!# man it looks cold up there

I work from home and what boils my **** more than anything is that as I'm at home (but working) she thinks that means that I am available to 'pop up the shops' 'run the vac round' 'mow the lawn' 'put the washing out' I usually do have the time but she doesn't know that Plus I'm busy. Playing MW2. We have a gravel drive and I have perfected the 30m dash from living room sofa to office chair upstairs when I hear her car approaching. As the door opens I usually come down the stairs with a pen in my mouth saying something like 'those barstard solicitors, I've had a really stressful day!!'

I'm just going to post loads of at every joke

How quickly can we get this to 60 pages?

Thats what most of the posts was about anyway when I was looking to put a deposit down on a GTR.......

he will teach you the ways of the spam Cheeky! I have been a member for over a year and have 42 posts............................................