Reminds me of my son's friend, who lives in a respectable part of Edinburgh. He looked out the window one evening to see a very middle class-looking family, all on their bikes, making their way along the street. The young mother was obviously p$$ed off that they were having to go around his car, which was parked half out into the street because of the large bins which the city council insists on using these days.
She was so incensed, apparently, that she took out her keys and slowly and deliberately ran one of them right along the length of his car, as he watched helpless from three floors above.
Not for long .... straight out the door, down the stairs, into the car and gave chase! To cut a long story short, he lost them that evening, but caught them another night. Yes, that's right - they came back along the exact same route at the same time! He had already reported her to the police, so he called them again, made a citizen's arrest until they arrived and then he pressed charges. Result!