jim

Brilliant.

You've obviously been keeping bad company lately.

and don't respond to Sarnie - you'll only encourage him.

That's so old it's got whiskers.

good choice of colour

and take it easy in this weather. Be especially careful on exiting roundabouts, particularly those which are made deliberately uneven to slow you down. All it does is ensure that diesel spills out of lorries and makes the road even slippier!

Brilliant

Hi Nicola. Sorry can't help on this one, but welcome to the forum anyway. I'm sure somebody else will be along soon to give you an answer.

Impressive mock up, but doesn't say how they are going to achieve safe re-entry (no jokes please) every time they fly.

Sock it to me!

Now your askin In total Sarnie technical terminolgy: The new lights will have a connector, which connects to the equivalent connector once the old lights are removed. When you try to fit the new ones, you won't be able to due to two plastic grooves that stick out on the sides of the new lights connectors. These need to be shave off. All will become evident once you try to fit them Excellent response, Sarnie. Even I understand that now.

It's a little known fact that Rabbie Burns was once in a poetry competition with Wordsworth and Coleridge. All three were given unusual words around which they had to instantly compose a suitable poem. Burns won the competition with his response to the word "Timbuktu", as follows - Me and Tam tae Girvan went We spied three lassies in a tent We didn't quite know what to do So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

Let yourself down there, Sarnie. Don't worry - I've tidied up your post for you.

My calendar arrived today, and it looks great despite the fact that the stupid postie bent it in half to put it in the post box. Many thanks, Martin - great job.

Just logged on after being away for a couple of days. Arrived home tonight, soaking wet from torrential rain and high winds, trains delayed by flooding. Walked in to find a large plate of haggis, neaps and mashed tatties waiting for me on the table. Washed it down with half a bottle of red wine, planning to have a large "nippy sweety" a bit later on. What a life!

Hi there - hope you enjoy the Z as much as we all do.

Just you wait till Nixy sees this.

Nobody can see in your pants , doesnt mean to say you dont have to give your tackle a wash every now and then? or dont you bother with that either priceless :lol: +1 Lovely riposte there, Tim.

Glad somebody else said it before I did.

Sorry I'm late - option 2, no contest.

See also the related link to the Invisible Pink Unicorn - good background explanation there.

Most excellent