A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said..
“Jesus knows you’re here.â€
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:
“Jesus is watching you.â€
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?†he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep†the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.â€
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?â€
“Moses†replied the bird.
“Moses?†the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses?’â€
"The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus' "