A Strange Coincidence0
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?â€
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?â€
The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.â€
The patrolman says, “May I see your license?â€
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?â€
The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.†The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had.â€
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?â€
“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,†the old man yells.