twobears

Hm, I've had two real life stalkers but none on here I'm pleased to say

Having met me you should be grateful I have left the bikini pics off my profile Poor old you with stumpy fingers leonk Mine aren't exactly stumpy but I am pretty clumsy so I would probably do the same if I tried to access the forum from my phone on a regular basis. aidan, hadn't though of that Not a problem though. Might make me feel popular

This is probably a silly question but why do people look at your profile? Is it because some people have interesting facts on theirs? I have left mine pretty blank but I guess no-one knows that unless they visit the page? I don't mind people looking at my profile I should add, I am just wondering why they want to since I am neither very interesting nor, as a rule, controversial

Ok, I see. Maybe I should download it onto my phone then Thanks for your explanation too SMD. Very helpful as always

I had the same problem and glueing the ripped bits helped for a while, as long as I didn't put the roof down. Eventually I took it to my local Nissan dealer, Brian Leighton of Howden, for them to look at. Whilst they had my car they decided to replace the roof without telling me what they were doing or asking me to authorise the work. Unusual move to say the least Unfortunately, the third party firm they used to do the work obviously had little idea how to replace a roadster roof and when I went to collect my car (reeling with shock to see it had a new roof I have to say), I drove off the forecourt a couple of hundred yards, parked and put the roof down only to be showered by pieces of metal Even worse was to come when I got out of the car and walked round to inspect the roof and found two large scratches in the paintwork which certainly hadn't been there before as my car was pristine paint-wise. One of the scratches was actually a gouge and had gone down to bare metal I have been in dispute with Brian Leighton garage ever since and my roof is still not working correctly as it has never closed properly since being replaced. Brian Leighton's did repair the bodywork damage they had caused and I stopped getting showered with metal every time I opened the roof but they have had my car back in for periods totalling several weeks and still the roof won't close properly. Ironic really as I first took it to them to see if they could glue down the ripped pieces of roof with something stronger than I could find because of wind noise in the cockpit. Brian Leighton garage admit that the roof is not working as it should but they have shrugged off all responsibilty. I have 'phoned and e mailed Tim Leighton (one of the two garage owners) but he refuses to speak to me either on the 'phone or via e mail. His father was a very nice chap but his sons, particularly Tim, exhibit a level of arrogance that would have saddened their father. I have received a £500 warranty to use at any garage as a 'gesture of goodwill' after many months of taking the car back and finally losing my rag with them, and Nissan customer care have also given me some vouchers but I would rather have a roof that worked. I guess I am saying that you need to think carefully about having your roof replaced if my story is typical (I have heard that other roadster owners have had problems with tensioning a new roof) unless you have some sort of warranty in place. Good luck anyway and it would be good to hear the outcome of your case. Keeping my fingers crossed for you

What is it? I keep getting asked if I want to use it (on my 'phone) but I always say 'No', because I don't know what it involves.

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Have a great night out even though you are definitely having more than your fair share of holidays

Aren't you and Jayne having too many holidays? Not that I am jealous you understand

I don't cover for beauty services I'm afraid Craig I think it's time you started Wasso I fancy getting my hair done next year although you'll have to arrange for hot water in those hose pipes

Guilty as charged in both the literal and figurative senses I really enjoyed driving with MissNiki too I wouldn't say she was exactly hanging around mind you Apart from when she stopped to pat a lamb on the head

Wasso, I can see why you weren't happy with that. I have to say that I got my lunch about 10 mins before everyone else's on the table arrived so it was pretty cold by the time I ate it. I hadn't realised that other tables were suffering the same fate. Poor Humpy, I only ate a spoonful of my pudding although it was really nice - maybe I should have shared it - lol

Caroline, what was wrong with the food? I had different food to everyone else I think - risotto and lemon & whisky posset but mine was nice. Shame if the rest of the food wasn't up to scratch

And to think I was sitting next to you in the pub

It's a difficult question to answer Maybe you could mention it to your boss without making too much of an issue of it, more just to get your thoughts on record so to speak? I think a lot of people are in the same boat as you or in an even worse situation as you doubtless know. No easy answer to pay issues in this economic climate.

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Lol at Caroline I'll get down to Laura Ashley first thing tomorrow and see what's in their Azure Blue collection I did have azure blue nail polish on my toes at the weekend but I completely forgot to bring my high-heeled, open toe 'driving shoes' with me for some reason! Thanks for the hugs xxx I know who you are now Haydn Look forward to getting my Christmas card Humpy. I love a nice card with robins on As for Keyser and Buster blushing at my completely innocent remarks In fact I need two of those icons, one for both of you cheeky gits! :lol:

Yes, the feedback from Wales confirms that Erm, it's all true I'm afraid Aliensurfer, I've done it before in a Freelander and loved it but this time I am driving the Evoque. I'm taking my daughter's Land Rover obsessed boyfriend with me but he's not passed his test so they won't let him drive which is a shame because he's got his own old Land Rover which he drives around the farm all the time so he'd probably be better than me.

The earliest afternoon slot that I could get was in August but still, it's something else to look forward to Might not be everyone's cup of tea but I like driving at alarming angles

Ha ha. We must agree on numbers before we start packing for next year. Can't let ourselves be beaten in the footwear stakes

I know I'm not strictly allowed to post as I'm not a man but I only took 3 pairs which is pretty amazing I think! I wore them all at various times but regretted the really high heels when I discovered that I couldn't actually walk in them. Oops

Oh sorry. I don't think I met Haydn but Humpy was lovely Nice avatar by the way And completely unsmutty

Niki, let's hope everyone else who wants to come can make that date too Yes, HaydenH, you need to leave those sort of remarks to the professionals like SMD, aka Smut Meister Dave Alternatively you could just carry on since everyone else seems to turn my innocent remarks into something quite different

HaydenH I would be happy to book a meal at the St Vincent Arms for 2 p.m. on 14th June and go out for a drive afterwards if that suits anyone else? With any luck I will have learnt to drive that morning