Me. I've got motorcycles coursing through my veins. But the Zeditis is taking firm hold and there is no cure.
Got my first bike when I was 16 (50cc - a proper one with gears, not a bloody 'ped), a 125cc when I was 17, did my test (back in the days when you passed one test and you could ride ANYTHING (as long as you could insure it)) That was 20 years ago. Jeez
My first 'proper' bike was a CB250N. Then I got a job in an old school bike shop as an apprentice, working on all sorts from Triumph flat tank'ers from the early 1900's (basically a push bike with an engine and a stick as a brake) through to Vincent's, BSA's, Norton's etc upto modern day superbikes. We were also an MOT station and my God, I saw some horrors
Apart from a dark moment when I had a Virago 750, all my bikes have been sports bikes (CBR, YZF, ZXR, GSXR, Ducati etc).
So yeah, I'm a biker.