Yeah I though they would have sold quicker than a chicken merango!
Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with
Maybe a different sales tactic is in order here and I should hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign
You feeling OK.....
"So... let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you're telling me your completely sane? "