The Bounty Bar Kid

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Makes sense. Oh and on profiles they all want someone tall. Doesn't give much hope to us vertically challenged men.

Lol.

The trouble with most dating sites is there are a LOT more men than women and you have to stand out to get 'noticed' I found that being funny or witty was always a good start You can laugh a woman into bed, as long as she stops laughing once you are naked Oh they laugh harder once I'm naked! I don't see why it's such a big problem, but then again that's what they say once they've calmed down. "It's not big and they can't see it!" :'(

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Age is just a number..... Are they tidy? Not tidy in my opinion. Just old. Age is just a number..... Are they tidy? Does that matter, who looks at the mantlepiece when they are stoking the fire Yes it does matter. Not looking for just sex. I can't say you've ever come across to me as a total gimp which is a very good start.......chances are a bit like a cv your profile is probably @*!# not because of who you are but how you've written it. Post it up here and we'll reword it for you Got all my mates (male & female) to check it out. They gave me hints and all liked the finished result. My problem is that I'm not keen on Asian women and not many non Asian women like Asian guys. Most women appear to want someone Caucasian, black, Mediterranean or Latino.

I say cougars I mean 45+.

Done it before for six months, nothing then either.

Who is he?

Been on match.com for the last two months and all I seem to attract is cougars. :-[

But I have my car and she makes me happy!

Single for too long, can't date at work as they're my staff and its not allowed. All my mates are taken. I'm 30, had two short relationships in my life (5 months and 11 months). Basically I'm screwed! And not in the nice way.

Bored.com???

Who's the most popular man at a nudist beach? the one who can hold two cups of coffee and nine doughnuts. Who's the most popular woman at a nudist beach? The one who can get to the last doughnut!

If it's just general use and movie watching, buy it. Graphics card review here... http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2385799,00.asp

i thought you'd spent all your dosh Doesn't stop me saying I want them. I'll just have to pimp myself out to make ends meet again. Hate not being able to sit down for days :'(

Live on a ridiculously tricky hill. So many accidents have happened on it just when its wet. People don't know how to drive and it can be dangerous in parts. Esp with rabbits, deer, pheasants and foxes running around all the time. So better to then not to. Also better performance when cold and wet. Which is what I'm all about!

I suggest we all provide Ekona with our mobile numbers so if there is an issue we can be contacted quicker to hurry the hell up!

Sorted. Thanx chief!

Congratulations dude!

Reliable 240v power supply in Glasgow? Didn't even know they had electricity there? Aberdeen yes. Edinburgh yes. Stirling yes. Everywhere in Scotland apart from Glasgow yes. WOW. You learn new things everyday!

To me it was an easy decision. I got the extra wheels second hand very cheaply, with nearly new winter tyres already on. I live 500 feet up quite a steep hill which is not always gritted succesfully. It doubles the life of the summer tyres. It all made sense to me. Snap. And also thanx to you I got a spare set of alloys, at a great price, to mount these winter tyres on!

350 Russ, do you wanna edit your post? It quotes what I said so others will see it.

Very true Only colour i really don't like is silver. Just looks a bit bland Isn't your car silver? Lol.