The Bounty Bar Kid

If you want some proper comedy, the kind of stuff that will make you literally **** yourself, I'm sure I have an old sex tape hanging around somewhere that I made. I say sex tape, but it's more like a sex attempt tape. Once I got to taking my boxers off, she burst out in hysterics and laughed for a good ten minutes then couldn't bring herself to carry on. So I paid her her fee and she left.

Carry on films! Love them. Got the DVD box set.

What are you looking for? 350/370z? Budget? Colour preference? Molested/unmolested?

Fawlty Towers is awesome! How about... Only fools and horses! TV gold right there! Some mothers do have 'em Allo allo

Don't have crappy clothes. Clean out my wardrobe out quite often. LIES Every man has a set of crappy clothes for getting dirty in, for doing the garden or working on cars or building sheds. It's the manly thing to do! I'm usually in shorts and a vest. Irrespective of if it's summer/winter. Have even been known to do it whilst playing in the snow. Yes it's weird/I'm weird.

Don't have crappy clothes. Clean out my wardrobe out quite often.

That's one idea! Cheers chief!

Hope not. It was a serious question.

Done. Awaiting reply. Phone was busy so sent a text message.

Oh god! What have I let myself in for?

Someone just call the number and ask!

So I bought myself a meguiars g220 for Christmas. Looking for an apron to use with it. any advice on where to purchase one from?

*Edit: Or not. His is black.*

I think it says no 12.

And what is Biscuit up to on his birthday? Posting on here! Top poster of the day!

Behave!

Posted twice! http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/66101-problem-with-forum-today/#entry980486

What happened to jay's, beavis and my posts on this thread? Disappeared!

Happy birthday dude!

What he said! BTW

What he said! BTW

just think of the festive weight loss opportunity...you can eat as much junk as you like from now until when you start to vom

Two, that's just pure greed when when others have none. :lol: What's even worse, is not using them!!

Careful or i will break you in! Fixed that for you!

Awesome! Will try and this out!