Yeah right! Games! more like the Ann Summers website!
Haha actually have you tried the real 'Anne Summers Game'
You go into the shop alone, look for the youngest, prettiest assistant and ask her to recommend her favourite toy for your partner and ask as many questions as you can
If the conversation wanes just say 'sorry that looks way to big as it needs to fit my bum too'
Only you would do that!
So was it too big? Or have you seen everything in your many years?