The Bounty Bar Kid

My dress sense has changed since. That was at a BBQ at my place.

Maybe...

Doens't do much justice. Photo of me is about right though.

Best I could find without hunting around too much...

Putting up a photo of an ex, just doesn't seem right. Would have to have a hunt for her photo too.

Ha Bloody HA! Yes I may have been single for a long time... Ok a very long time, but I don't let my standards slip. You should have seen my last gf. People used to ask me how did I manage to get her. Which is kinda nice, but on the flip side, says alot about what people think about me!

Don't worry if I look down it brings a smile to my face :wink: FILTH!!! Pure filth!

Don't you mock me Mr Scary Clown!!! I know where you live!!! Mwah ha ha ha!

Now he owe's me a drink for cutting me out of the Wales list and also an apology for this!!! GRRRR!!!

Oi Newbie!!! NO!!!

I you! In a manly way, not in a SMD manly way though! Just in case somebody reads too much into this! Let me know!!!

In Red???

Damn Zeditus! I keep finding things here, there and everywhere which take my fancy! Luckily, interior and performance decisions are not so difficult!

Why do we modify cars for it not to gain any value? Because we can and it's the warm fuzzy feeling we get inside everytime we see them and take them out for a drive. Just like the idea of it being bling underneath the cover. Like a secret stash!

Hopefully in the next week or so Woo Hoo!

Thanx in advance! Really liking the front wings from the first pic of it.

Engine bling! Mmmmm... Can anyone from the UK get hold of these? Found it here... http://www.thezstore.com/page/TZS/PROD/350z01/10-9026

Had a few to get rid of. Will now just post when I find a new one. Short inital burst then a big long gap whilst I recooperate. Kinda like SMD, or so I am told!.

I prefer to call myself an equal opportunist. Not racist in my book. Just like taking a crack at everyone! People get soo touchy about colour nowadays. Its nice to make some light humour out of it between friends. As long as everyone understands its just some light hearted fun. And if you don't? Then I'll send round my Asian bhangra gang to sort you out! And probably to sell you some stuff well cheap!

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/arrest-white-babies-before-they-become-child-molesting-serial-killing/ http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/arrest-black-babies-before-they-become-criminals/

True. Usually the best way I've found to make people laugh is to drop my trousers, but I can't post a photo of that here!

My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?" I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." I said, "can you see a difference?"

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!

What do Gollum and Jimmy Savile have in common? They are both after the rings of little people.

I've eaten so much over this Christmas period that I needed a midwife to help me take a sh1t.