The Snowman:
The story of a white, adult male appearing in the gardens of young boys in the middle of the night, enticing them out of their homes and leading them to the woods to meet a secret, international club of similar members.
Seems legit.
Can you imagine a world with no sex?
A world where you have to do everything for yourself?
Where everything you say results in tears and arguing?
And in that world you had to pretend to be delighted?
Well that world exists.
Just get your wife pregnant.
I don't enjoy a good sticking (that's Dave's department), but banter is always fun. If I've made someone laugh, or contributed in some way to make someone laugh, then I've possibly brightened up their day a bit. And that's always a good thing!