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  1. The Bounty Bar Kid
    My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?" I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." I said, "can you see a difference?"
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    Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!
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    What do Gollum and Jimmy Savile have in common? They are both after the rings of little people.
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    I've eaten so much over this Christmas period that I needed a midwife to help me take a sh1t.
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    The Snowman: The story of a white, adult male appearing in the gardens of young boys in the middle of the night, enticing them out of their homes and leading them to the woods to meet a secret, international club of similar members. Seems legit.
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    I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
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    Can you imagine a world with no sex? A world where you have to do everything for yourself? Where everything you say results in tears and arguing? And in that world you had to pretend to be delighted? Well that world exists. Just get your wife pregnant.
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    Looks like he could be a useful member to have along then to sort you out I'll buy you some milk Dips Thanx
  9. The Bounty Bar Kid
    Looks like he could be a useful member to have along then to sort you out
  10. The Bounty Bar Kid
    I don't enjoy a good sticking (that's Dave's department), but banter is always fun. If I've made someone laugh, or contributed in some way to make someone laugh, then I've possibly brightened up their day a bit. And that's always a good thing!
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    Me and my women? Where have you been Graham? I have no women which is the problem! That was my point Oh.
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    LM FAO
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    Just didn't find it funny. No other reason. Not a great punch line.
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    Me and my women? Where have you been Graham? I have no women which is the problem!
  15. The Bounty Bar Kid
    He cut me out! So I must be owed a drink!
  16. The Bounty Bar Kid
    Me no find funny!
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    Who are you Ke$ha? Eh? I wouldn't say no to her! She's female and breathing!
  18. The Bounty Bar Kid
    I blame SMD! Pot and kettle springs to mind Wait a minute... Pot calling kettle black??? You being racist? True... True...
  19. The Bounty Bar Kid
    Happy new year to you too!
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    It's good!
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    I blame SMD!
  23. The Bounty Bar Kid
    Well I've started my day off with a Bailey's milkshake. Third of a glass (500ml) of Bailey's, fill rest with milk. Yum! Breakfast!
  24. The Bounty Bar Kid
    I can PM you a pic of me in bed to cheer you up :wink: Err... Hell no!
  25. The Bounty Bar Kid
    Depressing...
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