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The Bounty Bar Kid

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  1. The Snowman: The story of a white, adult male appearing in the gardens of young boys in the middle of the night, enticing them out of their homes and leading them to the woods to meet a secret, international club of similar members. Seems legit.
  2. I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
  3. Can you imagine a world with no sex? A world where you have to do everything for yourself? Where everything you say results in tears and arguing? And in that world you had to pretend to be delighted? Well that world exists. Just get your wife pregnant.
  4. Looks like he could be a useful member to have along then to sort you out I'll buy you some milk Dips Thanx
  5. Looks like he could be a useful member to have along then to sort you out
  6. I don't enjoy a good sticking (that's Dave's department), but banter is always fun. If I've made someone laugh, or contributed in some way to make someone laugh, then I've possibly brightened up their day a bit. And that's always a good thing!
  7. Me and my women? Where have you been Graham? I have no women which is the problem! That was my point Oh.
  8. Just didn't find it funny. No other reason. Not a great punch line.
  9. Me and my women? Where have you been Graham? I have no women which is the problem!
  10. Who are you Ke$ha? Eh? I wouldn't say no to her! She's female and breathing!
  11. I blame SMD! Pot and kettle springs to mind Wait a minute... Pot calling kettle black??? You being racist? True... True...
  12. Well I've started my day off with a Bailey's milkshake. Third of a glass (500ml) of Bailey's, fill rest with milk. Yum! Breakfast!
  13. I can PM you a pic of me in bed to cheer you up :wink: Err... Hell no!
  14. She can have my helmet any time she feels like it! :wink:
  15. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTgSmm_Hhyg&feature=youtu.be
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