spursmaddave
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I don't have facebook so I liked your post instead
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Slow night at work tonight
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Why are there no aspirins in the jungle.... Cos the parrots ate em all
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Man in a pub says to another man "would you like to buy 8 legs of venison, only £20" The other man says "sorry that's just 2 deer"
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps.... Humphrey
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I once started an online origami business, but it folded...
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Would a cardboard belt just be a waist of paper?
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Someone once said I was just average, I thought that was mean...
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Double negatives are always a definite no no
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Don't trust acupuncturists.... They are all back stabbers
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Did you hear about the butcher who fell on his bacon slicer.... He got a little behind on his work
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Did you hear about the piano that fell down a lift shaft.... It resulted in A-flat minor
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I used to only write with a broken pencil, but I see that it was pointless
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
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I used to have a fear of hurdles but I'm over it now
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down
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You won't say that when you find out how I make the holes in them
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New to Zeds but not Jap
spursmaddave replied to Home Slice's topic in Introductions & Welcome Messages
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:lol: <pause for breath> :lol:
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370 steering wheel or something like it?
spursmaddave replied to christianmg's topic in 350Z General
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Two Nuns in a bath, one says "where's the soap?" The other one says "I know I use my hairbrush..."
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Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish"
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How did the mathematician get over his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil...