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spursmaddave

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  1. Worrying is like a rocking chair.... Keeps you busy and gets you nowhere
  2. Being tall is certainly a big advantage
  3. Trust me you need to check slightly more than that, I speak from experience O dear not as far as the meat and two veg! 😮 Yes not the best carvery I have ever been too.....
  4. Nice choice my ganatec CSR is awesome with Forza
  5. I wouldn't put that quote on your dating site profile I would. Think how many women would offer themselves to you just to see if it was true..... An ex said that it was amazing the amount of men that would say hello then next thing she had a picture of their love length..... She called it her erection collection
  6. I wouldn't put that quote on your dating site profile
  7. Knowing her the biggest one she can get her hands on
  8. Same woman goes to the doctor and says she has a problem 'down below' He examines her and says it doesn't look to bad it is just a stray lettuce leaf.... She replies, it is far worse doctor, that's just the tip of the iceberg....
  9. The trouble with most dating sites is there are a LOT more men than women and you have to stand out to get 'noticed' I found that being funny or witty was always a good start You can laugh a woman into bed, as long as she stops laughing once you are naked
  10. How much for a 350 in just a standard wrap i.e. solid colour
  11. Trust me you need to check slightly more than that, I speak from experience
  12. Age is just a number..... Are they tidy? Does that matter, who looks at the mantlepiece when they are stoking the fire
  13. Fresh meat.... Maybe try and make your profile look a little less like your Justin Beiber
  14. Am I optimistic..... I certainly hope so
  15. Que? You want the car wrapping AFTER a full respray? Why would you do that? You have to have perfect paint to wrap
  16. Yeah all very well saying confront them etc but there are too many nutters around nowadays
  17. Very nice, but I can hear those rear rins crying out for spacers..... bit of an echo...
  18. I met one of my ex's dogging.... Was quite embarrassing I hadn't seen her for years...
  19. That's how you meet your Daddy
  20. I have met my last 7/8 girlfriends online, yes you can meet some complete and utter fruit loops but as Graham said you can certainly have some fun along the way....
  21. I can't find a good piece of tagging software on OSX I am having to go back to Windows to tag everything and then transfer it all back I don't trust auto tag software so going through it manually
  22. My name is Dave and I have iTunes OCD
  23. Maybe but it was only funny when I said it.....
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